Committed the ultimate knife sin today...

[Maximumbob54]

Maybe he knows something about knives?

Not really. He was excited until he saw it.

 

[goldie]

Im a deer in the headlights when someone asks my for a knife

 

[stabman]

Around some people, I drop the knife into my pocket so no clip is visible.
"Can I borrow a knife?"
"Sorry man, I don't have one on me."

 

[Danke42]

Around some people, I drop the knife into my pocket so no clip is visible.
"Can I borrow a knife?"
"Sorry man, I don't have one on me."

I knew you were doing that!

Not next time.

 

[mc556]

Never trust a man who doesn’t carry a knife or wears red pants.

 

[catspa]

Hmmm. What if you see a knife clipped in a pocket of his red pants?

“I’m uncertain whether to trust you or not. I want to think you’re worthy since I see you’re carrying a knife. But it’s gonna look real suspicious if you ask to borrow mine.

And where did you get those goofy looking red pants?”

Parker

 

[DocJD]

wears red pants.

Yeah man ...that Santa Claus guy is kinda sketchy .

 

[cbach8tw]

My dad was an engineer and used the right tool for the right job, also measure twice and cut once. I never asked him if he learned that after trail and error.

 

[lambertiana]

The same kind of person will ask to borrow your knife, and immediately turn around and ask "why do you need to be carrying a knife".

I have gotten that on a number of occasions. It's as if they are incapable of logic.

 

[mc556]

Hmmm. What if you see a knife clipped in a pocket of his red pants?

“I’m uncertain whether to trust you or not. I want to think you’re worthy since I see you’re carrying a knife. But it’s gonna look real suspicious if you ask to borrow mine.

And where did you get those goofy looking red pants?”

Parker

Red pants negates the knife. Solid don’t trust a thing about them situation.

 

[catspa]

Good to know, thanks.

Parker

 

[CarpentryHero]

I remember the last time I trusted a coworker with my knife, they then proceeded to cut strips of poly on a concrete floor
Now unless they are a knife or edc person I only lend my utility knife only way to not slap a coworker

 

[TheFactor]

This is the way.