Ok so let me try too.
We have :
- One post about different SWAT teams (Jerry, Garth... SWAT competition - How'd you guys do?!?!?).
It gives me something like a Special Force edition
- One post about muscle cars (Went to the race track with my brother this past summer. . . .).
Jerry speaking about his old Maverick slow as mud. So MUD edition right ?
- One post about V8 beverage (Oops!!!. . . I Could've Had A . . . . ???? . . . . What????? . . .) "Should've had a V8" being their slogan.
They issued a V8-Fusion special edition. Speaks for itself... Fusion edition
- One poem (The Final Nursery Rhyme. . . . .) ending with "For from dust to dust" which is taken from the book of common prayer and is usually preceded by "Ashes to ashes" ---> ASH right ?
- One post with multiple hints (Finally . . . . . Something Better Than Corn. . . . . Huh????) really tricky and can go so many ways... (First tried to use Barley
corn as unit (1 = 1/3") to reveal the blade measurement with the different recipes of the cocktails...)
i) The grasshopper can be a cocktail but is also a Special edition Beer from Big Rock Brewery. Big finish then...
ii) The Aboctosaurus. Ok the typo (Abrictosaurus) gives octo (8) as in octopus (8 legs) as in octo cocktail but I think there is more to this since He

p) could have replaced only the 'i' without reeplacing the 'r'.. lets say this is for 8" blade.
iii) The weight tipo refers to the cocktail post (Excellent Drink Recipe!) which contains the recipe for 8 Ward8 cocktails and 1 Ward8 is 1/8 of the drink recipe hence 1/8" blade thickness
It gives us ASH SF MUD Fusion Big finish 8" blade, thickness 0.32"
Far fetched you say ?
I say at least good effort little star sticker
