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Something better then corn... Mash?
... Also "grasshopper" contains o a and ash

... So MOAASH - mother of all anniversary steel heat?

See last part for other findings
 
also wouldn't it make sense for the "look within" to translate to HEART with the deadline being valentines day. STEEL HEART PLZ BE MY VALENTINE
 
Ok how about Nuclear Meltdown Sledge Hammer LE !!!!! Could have BIG finish ? full flat grind ? .32 thick

My head is nuclear meltdown just realized I already said this lol !!!!
 
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Ok so let me try too.

We have :
- One post about different SWAT teams (Jerry, Garth... SWAT competition - How'd you guys do?!?!?).
It gives me something like a Special Force edition

- One post about muscle cars (Went to the race track with my brother this past summer. . . .).
Jerry speaking about his old Maverick slow as mud. So MUD edition right ?

- One post about V8 beverage (Oops!!!. . . I Could've Had A . . . . ???? . . . . What????? . . .) "Should've had a V8" being their slogan.
They issued a V8-Fusion special edition. Speaks for itself... Fusion edition

- One poem (The Final Nursery Rhyme. . . . .) ending with "For from dust to dust" which is taken from the book of common prayer and is usually preceded by "Ashes to ashes" ---> ASH right ?

- One post with multiple hints (Finally . . . . . Something Better Than Corn. . . . . Huh????) really tricky and can go so many ways... (First tried to use Barleycorn as unit (1 = 1/3") to reveal the blade measurement with the different recipes of the cocktails...)
i) The grasshopper can be a cocktail but is also a Special edition Beer from Big Rock Brewery. Big finish then...
ii) The Aboctosaurus. Ok the typo (Abrictosaurus) gives octo (8) as in octopus (8 legs) as in octo cocktail but I think there is more to this since He (:p) could have replaced only the 'i' without reeplacing the 'r'.. lets say this is for 8" blade.
iii) The weight tipo refers to the cocktail post (Excellent Drink Recipe!) which contains the recipe for 8 Ward8 cocktails and 1 Ward8 is 1/8 of the drink recipe hence 1/8" blade thickness


It gives us ASH SF MUD Fusion Big finish 8" blade, thickness 0.32" :eek:

Far fetched you say ?
I say at least good effort little star sticker :D
 
The answer lies within GrASSHOpper

HOG ASSH

HEAVY ORDNANCE GRADE ANNIVERSARY SATIN STEEL HEART (EDIT: I see this was posted before!).

I am so confused...

I need a drink.
 
you mention grasshopper and looking within alot, it reminds me of an old show i watch with my uncle larry called kung fu, so i started thinking about asain stuff.
you said "It became one of the best selling expansions . . . ." and i thought about the far east expansion for torchlight. It added a class to the game called the Kensei Class.
my guess is an American Kensei 47 LE.
 
If I listed every time Jerry writes "let's drink!" and the clue in the opening paragraph about easy to find if you drink enough- I think I was on the right track with BARF, but maybe it's Hang Over?
Heavy Anniversary Nuclear Gemini Version Eight
or looking within: Anniversary Nuclear Version Eight
or: Anorexic Nuclear Version Eight
looking further within: Anniversary Eight
or Nuclear Eight

and on a different train of thought:
Cultellus is 1/8 thick (from the muscle car thread) and 8" from all of the 8 references
so maybe an LE Cultellus
or maybe Chevelles is the clue? since "ell" is within there... but so is "ve" v-eight... V-grind Eight?

hell is "within" there too maybe a 8" v grind hell razor
HE VE LL
HELL Razor V-grind Eight
or Hell Razor Version Eight
 
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Looking within Grasshopper and using the code 16, 6, 6, 8, by counting from G through r in grasshopper using all of those numbers in sequence I get the letters SRHA

Possibly HOG SAR? Possibly 8" blade

Or just Heavy SAR?

I am so out of ideas.
 
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Better than corn: MASH

Muscle Anniversary Steel Heart

and given all the mis-spellings,

SAR MASH

Search and Rescue Muscular Anniversary Steel Heart
 
Car thread:
1/4, 1/8, 1/4, 1/8, 1/8
48488

looking within friends- I found a numbered post #48488 on scrapyard forums about busse forums and an eventual mention of the SS4 = Street Scrapper 4

Back to the car thread here. Chevelles came in SS V8 so my guess is a Street Scrapper 8 or a Super Sport 8

edit: or Sus Scrofa 8
 
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Looking within all I could come up with.
Boss Jack Industrial Satin Terror Monkey LE
NOE Industrial satin LE
CGFBM Industrial Satin LE
SFNO Industrial Satin LE
IGSSH Industrial grade satin Steel heart LE
I'M done.
 
From the "http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1261105-Went-to-the-race-track-with-my-brother-this-past-summer"

something about "big dashes bolster attendance"...has a certain tone to it... just doesn't fit in,, stands out a bit
"big" BIG
"dashes" -
"bolster" B
"attendance" A

BIG-Basic 8
or
BIG-Basic Anniversary
 
Not sure if I am doing this right.... but perhaps it has to do something with the Busse Knife that Daryl uses on 'The Walking Dead'?
-The contest was started on the same week that the new episode premiered after a long wait 'weight'?
-Since you posted a poem about the apocalypse.
'Lies within grasshopper' - on 'The Walking Dead' forums, a member named 'Grasshoper' posted about Daryl's knife recently...(that is a stretch)
"It became one of the best selling expansions" .... perhaps it got a lot more popularity after being featured and became 'best selling'
Mentioning beer/booze....there was an episode I believe where there was a 'beer' run (not recent though)
'Weight' could be for pounds (lb) which could be in secret reference to the 'light brigade'


Ok I am reaching a lot here but I took a few of the clues and ran with it....

My guess would be something to do with the 'Team Gemini'
-There was a post about a team event that took place


The contest ends in 48 hours from yesterday which would end it on... Valentines day....
SO something to do with the "Fusion Steel heart" or "Steel heart"
Significance about 48? hm....

'Terrorfying' and talk about monkeys could be something to do with the Desert Storm Fighter- Terror Monkey which had a blade length of eight inches, so "Aboctosaurus" and "weight"
Edit: not exactly 48 hours but if you end the contest on the 14th at 5 o'clock it would be the same 'weight' as the Desert Storm Fighter- Terror Monkey which without sheath is listed at 14.5 oz.
Edit: "Time to dig" - digging in the desert?

Well it is a start at my guessing!
 
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Time to dig...

Hog's dig for truffles (also referenced in pokeys chocolate post)... They are trained to hunt truffles by walking on a leash... Leash = Limited Edition Anniversary Steel Heart
 
how about the big 8 le ash or big 8 ash le? from the muscle car thread... "although he loves the 1/4 mile runs, my brother said fast sprints (possibly referring to limited edition), coincidentally (why would this be coincidental?) like the BIG 1/8 miLE dASHes are not his favorite.
 
wow this is good!

I was just thinking the same about your guess! :D

everything I'm seeing seems to point to leash

dig for truffles while walking on a leash
best selling expansion = sims unleashed
1/8 mile dash

limited edition anniversary steel heart
limited edition anorexic steel heart
limited edition anniversary straight handled basic 8
limited edition anorexic straight handled basic 8

I dunno. maybe it leads to the clues in the opening post here: drink enough you get cross eyed... nose is right in front of you... dig for truffles with your nose.
NOSE = Natural Outlaw Special Edition?
 
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Wow this thread is insane, I'll throw out a woeful theory and just say the names lie within the enormous Basic 8 thread.

Skinny HOG Bait LE 3/16 (short run)

and

Heavy Ordnance Grade Basic Eight LE (HOGBAIT LE) .275

I think Stump Buster came up with the names. I'm just trying not to over think it. I have smoke coming from my ears already.:eek:
 
"What's better than corn?" When it comes to hog bait, truffles
"What's your favorite type of chocolate?" Truffles
"Time to dig!" Truffles
"Weight is over", "should have had a V8" 8


Busse TRUFFLE 8
Or
Busse Full Flat limited edition basic 8
Full flat limited edition 8
Tru-full flat limited edition
Tru-full flat limited edition basic 8
Tru-full flat limited edition 8

Final answer!!!
 
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