CPK Boot Daggers

Guys, guys, GUYS!
Get a grip. You are getting caught up in a frenzy of desire. You will be so embarrassed in the morning. This is just another, oh so prosaic sharp stick, all puffed up by hyperbole and your own mundane existence. :confused: After all, what can you do with it? Spread peanut butter? Well just barely - a tongue depressor would work better. Slice your lunch apple? Well yeah if you don't mind bleeding all over your lunch bucket. Those edges are sharp you know :( Come on. Calm down and reevaluate your lives. Your desperation is a sign - recognize it - take it as a gift and ennoble yourself by turning your back on this vaunted THING sale. :thumbsup: :) Set yourself free!
Nice try to increase your odds. You're not getting rid of ME that easily!!! O_o :p
 
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