Aha! Yet say I though one wakes to pain, we must consider what makes that evil man "happy".
So I return to that single joyous moment when the wretch smells that nectar which revives all in such a state as we have aligned. COFFEE!
Is any one among us ready to argue that coffe has given rise to even the most defeated and debauched soul?
And so on to the obvious, our dear and most beloved evil man becomes happy when BREAKFAST is lain before him, a KING at his own table, in his own castle to rule as he wills.
But wait, was there not the mention of a certain letter given more weight than it's 25 brothers and sisters?
"E". Let us look to the fifth in the line. Such a useful letter. Yet what does our useful sounding friend offer us in the morning? It was not clear until this very morn when my young son sleepy and funky wandered from his slumber to ask if we had any frozen breakfast pastries ? Lightning struck me then as it must have struck you dear reader, "E" stands for.....
"EGGO'S"!!!!!!!!!
And what exactly is an EGGO? Why of course it is a waffle!
At first I was thrown, hmmmm? Lego my EGGO? I could not make the connection between waffles and our solution.
Until the bells of unreason, wicked evil craziness began to soak into my brain like maple into syrup.
It was a chain of twisted barbed wire, first bacon then breakfast then waffles....then....I began to chuckle which became a maniacal laugh and finally the giggle of a small child.
Waffles, then DUNKEES! And of course the obvious becomes blurred....what does Shrek have to do with BUSSE?
Until you truly begin to dig, far away in the distant unbelievability of genetic relation, we find the Mr. Busse is related to....
(Music and a drum roll please) MICHAEL MYERS!!!!!!!
Hhhhahahhaaa! Heehhheeehhhheeee! Almost solved it.....almost....let me see bacon and beers and hangover and coffee and waffles with syrup and then DUNKEES and SHREKS and then....
No wait. Maybe it is not Michael Myers. Maybe it is ONIONS because OGRES are like...ummm....OGRES....KNIVES previously mentioned last week in a thread "LOCKS"....wait, "LOCKS, LOX, BAGELS AND LOX, AND SMOKED SALMON, SMOKED SALMON ARE FISH, SMOKED FISH,SMOKED FISH SMOKED BACON, .....But then caviar is fish caviar is fish do they smoke caviar?
Hold on while I check my notes.....