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1) My other idea stemmed around the folder, aka the Sherlocke HOLMES (Sherlock/Surelock but trademarked with the e?) Heavy(or Hog) Ordinance Locking Mechanism Engaging SatINFI (or Steel/Swinesharpness/?) from the thread
2) Crack The Case. . . . . Win A $300.00 Shop Credit And More!!!! . . . YOWZA!!! post # 1
3) The italicized "(Your name here) & Watson Smoked Bacon" makes sense that if my role is Sherlock Holmes, then that would be my name. Thus, the new flexible bacon would be the Surelocke (or some spelling variation there of) HOLMES.

LOL I am too sober for that one... :p
 
You noticed how many times he's said happy too. I was trying to come up with some new model or variant of the battle pappy because happy rhymes with pappy. Good luck!

I was trying to put something together with all that "happy" too and figured it may somehow tie into the battle pappy. Couldn't make it sound reasonable though. Lol. AzTim, you may have done it.
 
My only guess. It's nonsensical but I'm new to this.

1 Care Taker Combat Grade
2 the title of this thread
3 "C"rack "T"he "C"ase, never mind the rest
 
I was trying to put something together with all that "happy" too and figured it may somehow tie into the battle pappy. Couldn't make it sound reasonable though. Lol. AzTim, you may have done it.
All I can see is Andys Smiley face,,,, I've been digging through his stuff too....my brain is fried..
HAPPY,,, GRAVEL....
 

That song "Happy" is from the kids movie series Despicable Me... which stars Steve Carell as Gru... an evil but Happy guy. How do I get from GRU to a Busse offering... the Groove Master.

The first post of this thread Crack The Case. . . . . Win A $300.00 Shop Credit And More!!!! . . . YOWZA!!!

The ominous music followed by Dah Dah Dah was done by the minions in the movies which helps link the diabolical post to Despicable Me as well as the evil drunken genius of Jerry's Muwahahahahaha. . . something Gru also says.

That or Jerry needs to lay off watching so many kids movies when drinking... :p
 
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Me right now...
BTW,, True Detective, the first season is KILLER,,,awesome show
 
1 bear cub, most likely battle grade

2 Crack The Case . . . CONTEST . . . win a $300.00 shop credit ! ! ! ! . . ., 261

3 the letters B and C are repeated over and over in the song Happy, which Mr. Busse has eluded to the whole time.
 
Clearly, the magnitude of intellect being shepherded by this challenge is greater than that which is being utilized by our government en toto, thus possibly it occurs that all world dilemmas may be fixed,healed,cured, and or solved in just such a manner as this.

if one is to believes that brains and their employ, is what is called for then our quest has gone awry .

Our benefactor has left splendid numerous and tasty morsels for our track and trail. In his own lingo, "evil" yet "happy"

Contradiction at its pinnacle, no?

One cannot forget the mention of our country's favorite breakfast meat, BACON, YEA and to this we might consider, "smoked bacon". As I have directed, the needle clearly point to an evil man's least favorite time of day, morning! We all know that after a long night spent sampling the pleasures of vine and fuels, of yeast and sugars, of aged wood and fire. Each of us has faced the all too exquisite moment of waking to the internal bells only evident within the aching halls of one's own fetid and polluted brain pan.

More momentarily.
 
Additional name for battle pappy:

1. Battle Pappy Combat Grade
2. "Sneak Peek At The New Busse Custom Shop Bowie Knife! ! ! ! ! . . . ." Post #1
3. Because this thread was recently brought back within the last 26 days, and Jerry has already shown us that he loves a good 80's throwback like the Battle Saw. Also, the coffin handle reference is in the first post of this thread, and the email Jerry sent out had the clue "buried six feet deep".

or

1. Battle Grade Battle Pappy
2. "Sneak Peek At The New Busse Custom Shop Bowie Knife! ! ! ! ! . . . ." Post #1
3. Because this thread was recently brought back within the last 26 days, and Jerry has already shown us that he loves a good 80's throwback like the Battle Saw. Also, the coffin handle reference is in the first post of this thread, and the email Jerry sent out had the clue "buried six feet deep".
 
Clearly, the magnitude of intellect being shepherded by this challenge is greater than that which is being utilized by our government en toto, thus possibly it occurs that all world dilemmas may be fixed,healed,cured, and or solved in just such a manner as this.

if one is to believes that brains and their employ, is what is called for then our quest has gone awry .

Our benefactor has left splendid numerous and tasty morsels for our track and trail. In his own lingo, "evil" yet "happy"

Contradiction at its pinnacle, no?

One cannot forget the mention of our country's favorite breakfast meat, BACON, YEA and to this we might consider, "smoked bacon". As I have directed, the needle clearly point to an evil man's least favorite time of day, morning! We all know that after a long night spent sampling the pleasures of vine and fuels, of yeast and sugars, of aged wood and fire. Each of us has faced the all too exquisite moment of waking to the internal bells only evident within the aching halls of one's own fetid and polluted brain pan.

More momentarily.

Wow, deeeeeeep man... Whatcha smokin? ;) :p
 
Aha! Yet say I though one wakes to pain, we must consider what makes that evil man "happy".

So I return to that single joyous moment when the wretch smells that nectar which revives all in such a state as we have aligned. COFFEE!

Is any one among us ready to argue that coffe has given rise to even the most defeated and debauched soul?

And so on to the obvious, our dear and most beloved evil man becomes happy when BREAKFAST is lain before him, a KING at his own table, in his own castle to rule as he wills.

But wait, was there not the mention of a certain letter given more weight than it's 25 brothers and sisters?

"E". Let us look to the fifth in the line. Such a useful letter. Yet what does our useful sounding friend offer us in the morning? It was not clear until this very morn when my young son sleepy and funky wandered from his slumber to ask if we had any frozen breakfast pastries ? Lightning struck me then as it must have struck you dear reader, "E" stands for.....

"EGGO'S"!!!!!!!!!

And what exactly is an EGGO? Why of course it is a waffle!

At first I was thrown, hmmmm? Lego my EGGO? I could not make the connection between waffles and our solution.

Until the bells of unreason, wicked evil craziness began to soak into my brain like maple into syrup.

It was a chain of twisted barbed wire, first bacon then breakfast then waffles....then....I began to chuckle which became a maniacal laugh and finally the giggle of a small child.

Waffles, then DUNKEES! And of course the obvious becomes blurred....what does Shrek have to do with BUSSE?

Until you truly begin to dig, far away in the distant unbelievability of genetic relation, we find the Mr. Busse is related to....

(Music and a drum roll please) MICHAEL MYERS!!!!!!!

Hhhhahahhaaa! Heehhheeehhhheeee! Almost solved it.....almost....let me see bacon and beers and hangover and coffee and waffles with syrup and then DUNKEES and SHREKS and then....

No wait. Maybe it is not Michael Myers. Maybe it is ONIONS because OGRES are like...ummm....OGRES....KNIVES previously mentioned last week in a thread "LOCKS"....wait, "LOCKS, LOX, BAGELS AND LOX, AND SMOKED SALMON, SMOKED SALMON ARE FISH, SMOKED FISH,SMOKED FISH SMOKED BACON, .....But then caviar is fish caviar is fish do they smoke caviar?

Hold on while I check my notes.....
 
Aha! Yet say I though one wakes to pain, we must consider what makes that evil man "happy".

So I return to that single joyous moment when the wretch smells that nectar which revives all in such a state as we have aligned. COFFEE!

Is any one among us ready to argue that coffe has given rise to even the most defeated and debauched soul?

And so on to the obvious, our dear and most beloved evil man becomes happy when BREAKFAST is lain before him, a KING at his own table, in his own castle to rule as he wills.

But wait, was there not the mention of a certain letter given more weight than it's 25 brothers and sisters?

"E". Let us look to the fifth in the line. Such a useful letter. Yet what does our useful sounding friend offer us in the morning? It was not clear until this very morn when my young son sleepy and funky wandered from his slumber to ask if we had any frozen breakfast pastries ? Lightning struck me then as it must have struck you dear reader, "E" stands for.....

"EGGO'S"!!!!!!!!!

And what exactly is an EGGO? Why of course it is a waffle!

At first I was thrown, hmmmm? Lego my EGGO? I could not make the connection between waffles and our solution.

Until the bells of unreason, wicked evil craziness began to soak into my brain like maple into syrup.

It was a chain of twisted barbed wire, first bacon then breakfast then waffles....then....I began to chuckle which became a maniacal laugh and finally the giggle of a small child.

Waffles, then DUNKEES! And of course the obvious becomes blurred....what does Shrek have to do with BUSSE?

Until you truly begin to dig, far away in the distant unbelievability of genetic relation, we find the Mr. Busse is related to....

(Music and a drum roll please) MICHAEL MYERS!!!!!!!

Hhhhahahhaaa! Heehhheeehhhheeee! Almost solved it.....almost....let me see bacon and beers and hangover and coffee and waffles with syrup and then DUNKEES and SHREKS and then....

No wait. Maybe it is not Michael Myers. Maybe it is ONIONS because OGRES are like...ummm....OGRES....KNIVES previously mentioned last week in a thread "LOCKS"....wait, "LOCKS, LOX, BAGELS AND LOX, AND SMOKED SALMON, SMOKED SALMON ARE FISH, SMOKED FISH,SMOKED FISH SMOKED BACON, .....But then caviar is fish caviar is fish do they smoke caviar?

Hold on while I check my notes.....

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Knife - MBC Magnum Bear Cub

Thread - What's next you hungry hogs may ask? In the 1st post
Hidden knife, shadows and 2 rocks form the letters M B and C
 
Knife - BGMBC Battle Grade Magnum Bear Cub

Thread - What's next you hungry hogs may ask? In the 1st post
Hidden knife, shadows and rocks form the letters B G M B and C
 
Knife - BGWB Battle Grade War Boar

Thread - What's next you hungry hogs may ask? In the 1st post
Hidden knife points to shadows and rocks form the letters B G W B
 
I've been reading and thinking and drinking and thinking andZzzzzzz...
Nothing.

I hope it's some version of the MBC, and I hope someone gets it, they deserve the prize.
Maybe next time I'll have a chance but damn every lead I have turns up dry.
Boohoo!😭
 
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