Destructive testing services available

Will the knives be sharpened in a pull thru sharpener prior to returning? I need to know how much my working knife can stand.
 
Knave said:
Can anyone spine-whack my knife, for a minimum of twelve straight hours, with a wood splitter (not chipper!)? I will, of course, require X-rays and electron microscope scans of the results.
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Absolutely. :)
However, our X-ray and electron microscope printouts look a lot like crude drawings made with crayons.
 
I am starting a new business myself, for a mere $10 I will torque your pocket knife screws to the breaking point, either my driver bits or your screws. For an extra $5 I will run your knife over with my truck. I will even throw in grinding the edge off with an angle grinder for FREE!
 
Send me your Medford Praetorians, and I'll send you back a Kershaw Skyline in a sock and blame it on my "crackhead brother"

No charge!
 
Blues Bender said:
Before sending your knives to RX-79G or Stabman, please send them to me for pre-inspection. The address is as follows:

Blues Bender
223 Shady Lane
Utopia, Earth

I'll make sure your knife can withstand breakage;)

Oh yea...for only $49.95. PayPal only, Conus only, and you must pay an additional 47% for "PayPal fees".
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Funds and a couple of Sebenza's sent. :D Oh bty I didn't include the Paypal fees so keep one as payment.
 
Funds sent on a knife shaped out of a frozen cow pie

Hope it holds up
 
shinyedges said:
The Gerber and 10.00 was payment for your services, the blade I want you to destroy is a fat busse ash-1. Break it specifically by batoning LOL
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I can destroy it. For free. PM me for shipping address.
 
Tell you what. Send me your knife and $0.01, and ill scream at it for 4 hours straight. Then ill make it watch titanic for 2 days straight. If it can handle the emotional abuse and foul language I present it with, it can be called a hard use blade. You can charge more per knife being that it's MeanBeaver approved. Just sayin.
 
MeanBeaver said:
Tell you what. Send me your knife and $0.01, and ill scream at it for 4 hours straight. Then ill make it watch titanic for 2 days straight. If it can handle the emotional abuse and foul language I present it with, it can be called a hard use blade. You can charge more per knife being that it's MeanBeaver approved. Just sayin.
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Record it and I will send you a knife and $5.
 
I'm in and can't wait to see the results. I'm looking for a company, out of all the fantastic services rendered, that will guarantee not to take my destroyed knife apart....I don't want to void the warranty before sending it back.
 
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