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Thank you, yes--strategic planning to maximize efficiency.Sir, I commend the planning it took to be so lazy.
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Thank you, yes--strategic planning to maximize efficiency.Sir, I commend the planning it took to be so lazy.
Beat me to it.Duh.
Have sex?Always. Always. Always. Have a knife (multiples) on me. If I’m sleeping there is one by the bedside table. If I’m showering, multiple within arms reach. If having sex…….. well, never mind don’t do that anymore.![]()
That's what neck knives are for.Only when my pants are on.
Same!I voted "I don't like knives" just to see what would happen.
So far, so good. Still a registered member, no knocks on the door.
No knife in bathroom and here's why:Don’t let bathroom activities lull you into a false sense of security.
Funny bathroom story: one bright spring morning, I’m sitting on the throne when I hear the pet door flap. No big deal, my pets go in and out all the time, but this time it’s followed by a bunch of squeaking. The big black cat enters the bathroom carrying a large rat (neighbor keeps livestock and poultry, rats come in after the grain).
This rat is squirming around, and I just know that as soon as the cat lets him go, he’s gonna bolt for under the laundry machines or behind the water heater. The bathroom pistol is a .22 (so small hole) but the bathroom itself is small and even a .22 will be loud and startle the cat, so I draw the bathroom knife (a 6” green river skinner). The cat drops the rat, I lean over and decapitate it, cat gives it a sniff, shrugs, turns around and trots off.
I didn’t have a rug in there at the time, so the blood wiped up easily. Little nick in the vinyl flooring, I can live with that. Few minutes later all the evidence is gone, and the neighbor’s grain bin is permanently one rat lighter. Pwobwem sowved.
Ya just never know what’s comin’ for ya.
Parker