Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

[Delgadonine]

A Barbarian would never have 'potato chips'! They would eat the potatoes raw!

 

[EngrSorenson]

A Barbarian would never have 'potato chips'! They would eat the potatoes raw!

In this scenario, I imagine it was the spoils of pillaging.

 

[EngrSorenson]

Like I'm almost 100% sure Hammer67 takes the bag of potato chips from an unsuspecting coworker before he screams, rips it open, and eats them without a fork or knife.

 

[EngrSorenson]

If I stand on a chair it does not become a stool or ladder, it remains a chair.

 

[jbmonkey]

This is a failed poll since it doesn't even have knife types or brands!! Do you use a tanto, a karambit? Must it be an Emerson or will Gerber do also?

everyone already knows tantos are for seperating bananas......

 

[Hammer67]

Like I'm almost 100% sure Hammer67 takes the bag of potato chips from an unsuspecting coworker before he screams, rips it open, and eats them without a fork or knife.

A Barbarian would never have 'potato chips'! They would eat the potatoes raw!

Q: Do you know how a real barbarian enjoys their chips?

A: Any god$^% #$%&@ing they want to, thank you very much.

Sincerely,

- Bjørn Chipslåyer

 

[Triple_D]

Bag? Potato chips come in a can.

 

[EngrSorenson]

Bag? Potato chips come in a can.

 

[mauser9]

Good excuse to whip out your knife I guess. Maybe I should give it a try.

 

[eisman]

I have to admit, it depends. Some bags require slicing. These just got ripped open.

 

[TC]

I take the last chip from the previous bag, put an edge on that, and use it to cut open the next bag.

 

[shinyedges]

Nope

 

[EngrSorenson]

 

[EngrSorenson]

I take the last chip from the previous bag, put an edge on that, and use it to cut open the next bag.

Curious about what Nebuchadnezzar thinks of this.

 

[jlauffer]

I carefully pull the bag open

 

[jux t]

“So what made you get into knives?”

EngrSorenson : “Who designed this bag, a manly barbarian?”

 

[King of the Cheese]

I carefully pull the bag open

Wash them down with a tasty code red beverage?

 

[EngrSorenson]

I carefully pull the bag open

JLauffer is a Renaissance-era barbarian.

 

[Ruari]

poor poll. needs other option.....

.45 ACP?

 

[EngrSorenson]

.45 ACP?

sure, you get less chances... but the stopping power...