Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

[Ruari]

Blech. That's messed up.

On fries it's pretty good, I agree that on chips or crisps it would be strange.

 

[Kbrasmodeler]

10MM FTW.

 

[EngrSorenson]

On fries it's pretty good, I agree that on chips or crisps it would be strange.

 

[EngrSorenson]

10MM FTW.

Will you 10 mm guys just cut it out?
No one opens a bag of potato chips with a 10 mm.

 

[Hammer67]

Will you 10 mm guys just cut it out?
No one opens a bag of potato chips with a 10 mm.

What do crossfitters, vegans and 10mm guys all have in common?

They'll all let you know it within 10 seconds of starting a conversation.

 

[Kbrasmodeler]

Will you 10 mm guys just cut it out?
No one opens a bag of potato chips with a 10 mm.

I don't think you understood. I said "10MM FTW." FTW means "for the win". That means it wins.

 

[Kbrasmodeler]

What do crossfitters, vegans and 10mm guys all have in common?

They'll all let you know it within 10 seconds of starting a conversation.

When I was having my vegan protein shake after my two hour crossfit session, I was cleaning my 10mm auto 1911, and thinking "I'm so much better than everyone else." Then I shot open my bag of vegan potato chips from Whole Foods.

 

[Hammer67]

When I was having my vegan protein shake after my two hour crossfit session, I was cleaning my 10mm auto 1911, and thinking "I'm so much better than everyone else." Then I shot open my bag of vegan potato chips from Whole Foods.

I can find no fault with any of this.

But make sure you get your iron levels checked.

 

[Spillproof]

The idea of using a knife to open a bag of potato chips is utterly ridiculous.

Now a 50lb bag of dog food on the other hand...
That requires Magnacut!

 

[Ruari]

I'm bi....









Bilingual! Ha! Goteem!

Fair few American friends and been over to Murica twice, so I know that 'chips' are what the Brits would call crisps and fries are what Brits would call chips.
I suppose I should have said the Belgians have mayonnaise on 'frites' to be correct...

 

[K.O.D.]

Will you 10 mm guys just cut it out?
No one opens a bag of potato chips with a 10 mm.

Yeah, I usually stick to .308.

I don't think you understood. I said "10MM FTW." FTW means "for the win". That means it wins.

When it comes to 10mm, FTW is just WTF backwards...

 

[TimButterfield]

10mm? Sure, it can open it. Too bad there won't be any chips left after it does.

 

[Another Shepherd]

I pull the seam apart. But just the other day, my wife asked me to slice open a packet of BBQ sauce.

 

[EngrSorenson]

just the other day, my wife asked me to slice open a packet of BBQ sauce.

You're a lucky man.

 

[Blues]

Kenny, you're really working it today...

...just sayin'.

 

[Jdottinger]

 

[Blues]

Somebody's gonna lose an eye here.

Those bags have sharp corners.

 

[el gigantor]

We do things differently in Canada. When I want to open a bag of ketchup or dill pickle chips, I use my M777 Howitzer.

 

[jacobconroy75]

I do open the bags with my knife, cuz after I started...I couldn't open just one.

 

[EngrSorenson]

We do things differently in Canada. When I want to open a bag of ketchup or dill pickle chips, I use my M777 Howitzer.

I believe that constitutes a rational use of force.