Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

[King of the Cheese]

.45 ACP?

9mm has better bag-opening capacity.

 

[Ruari]

If I stand on a chair it does not become a stool or ladder, it remains a chair.

 

[EngrSorenson]

sure, you get less chances... but the stopping power...

9mm has better bag-opening capacity.

 

[Ruari]

everyone already knows tantos are for seperating bananas......

 

[Hammer67]

I take the last chip from the previous bag, put an edge on that, and use it to cut open the next bag.

 

[King of the Cheese]

 

[King of the Cheese]

But when you’re done eating the chips, do you cut ribbons out of the empty bag just out of boredom?

 

[EngrSorenson]

But when you’re done eating the chips, do you cut ribbons out of the empty bag just out of boredom?

actually... sometimes, yes. Particularly if I'm stuck in the office and having to listen in on a conference call with people who are working from home.

 

[jux t]

But when you’re done eating the chips, do you cut ribbons out of the empty bag just out of boredom?

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[mitchnola]

Uhh, with my teeth like a true barbarian!! Please add to the poll cause barbarians like poll!

 

[jbmonkey]

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or turning around and using his driveway......

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Curious about what Nebuchadnezzar thinks of this.

Flint chips were the earliest knives, Neb approved.

 

[cutchu]

9mm has better bag-opening capacity.

 

[Delgadonine]

Q: Do you know how a real barbarian enjoys their chips?

A: Any god$^% #$%&@ing they want to, thank you very much.

Sincerely,

- Bjørn Chipslåyer

Let's you have first dibs on the English Ale in the spoils! You can have their 'Fish and CHIPS' too. Who puts mayonnaise on chips...

 

[Wild Willie]

I also open cereal bags with a knife... I can always tell when the youngest has gotten there before her brother. Looks like a raccoon opened it.

 

[conan11]

They make the bags easy to rip open. Other bags should be opened with a knife. But the salt/fat combo of a potato chip will drive one to open the bag faster by ripping it open, verses reaching in ones pocket or belt for a knife.

If you open the potato chip bag with a knife you will have to put your knife away before you eat a chip.

 

[K.O.D.]

It depends. Sometimes it's a knife, sometimes it's barbarian, sometimes it Pringles or cheez balls.

 

[EngrSorenson]

Flint chips were the earliest knives, Neb approved.

Flint chips are just flint chips!

And yes, I open up bags of flint chips with my knife, 2.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Flint chips are just flint chips!

And yes, I open up bags of flint chips with my knife, 2.

A rose by any other name.

 

[Hammer67]

Who puts mayonnaise on chips...

Blech. That's messed up.