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I'm glad I don't believe in any of this dowsing piffle, a childish part of me wishes I did though. The childish part of me asserts that if I believed hard enough then perhaps I could do it. I could then claim that free $1000000 USD. That's £606,503.53 GBP to me and sufficient to snag a property in Durdle Door just to rent it out to surfers. I wouldn't need to be personally involved in any of the administration of that, I'd just know that once a month the fleeces were scooped up and fed into an account. If I did children that could go into an education fund to stop them tapping me up. I could widen the circle of people covered under my BUPA for free. Hell, if I believed in this superstitious stuff and it worked I could buy my woman a collection of rare 'magickal knives' with musk ox horn or fossil walrus ivory handles to ensure that if she ever became pregnant I would never be cock-blocked by hemorrhoids. And so on. Frankly, it amazes me that nobody that can demonstrate the effect appears interested in claiming the free money. Do the rules of dowsing state that ability comes at a cost to some other faculty?