You know, I've been tempted to post in this thread a long time ago. Here it goes:
Left pocket: lucky Zippo, SAK*, change
Right pocket: terry cloth for boogers, sweat, blood, etc...
Watch pocket: Motorola with camera (don't know what model)
Left rear pocket: beat-up wallet
Right rear pocket: SOG Flash II
Left belt loop: keys, Micra, whistle
Face: Rayban Wayfarers or prescription lenses
Left wrist: Timex Humvee
*My SAK can be either of the following: V'nox Executive, Bantam, Tinker, Safari, Stayglow Climber, pre-1970's Spartan, Wenger Noname, SwissChamp.