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Since living here we have not had cable Tv, Just high speed internet....we watched all our TV on netflix / prime or similar.

After my first 6 months of my new internet service it goes up in price, and i have no contract....well i called them because i found a cheaper service plan and was going to tell them i was going to cancel my service..... by the time i hung up the phone i had cable TV and all the HBOs for 3 bucks more a month.... Them bastids are good!
 
Bladite said:
the pure pleasure of reading

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/3991688461.html

this is not a "URL" for a sales thread

this .. in a shrine. this ... is an honorarium... this is SPARTA

at the very least, this is just some good story :D
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TL;DR. But too bad that truck wasn't for sale two years ago when I was looking for one JUST LIKE IT. '89 Crew cab F350 4x4 with a 460 and a C6 tranny. YES PLEASE!!! I ended up having to settle for an extended cab F250.
 
Been on a weird kick today, watched The Little Mermaid, because... Why the hell not.

This is what I noticed, 1) Sebastian the Crustacean is a FREAK "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter"... Yeah... I'm sure 'Under the sea'.
2) Ariel has a nose but no gills, how does she breathe underwater?! 3) When she becomes a human she is wearing seashells on her "yummies" but nothing on her lower body... 4) If she is singing in her first concert that would put her at what, 14-16. The Prince is 22-25ish. Why'd her dad sign off on that wedding?! That is some Arkansas bullspit! 5) Why don't mermaids prune?
 
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be watching the Little Mermaid and making such a large contribution of gym socks to your dirty laundry pile. Get a woman!
 
worldwood said:
Had to google TL;DR, but you should have read it, it was funny!
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I got the jist of it. Being funny is good and all but he needs to shorten it way up and get to the point for the people who actually are interested in buying the truck.
 
Chameleonbear said:
Been on a weird kick today, watched The Little Mermaid, because... Why the hell not.

This is what I noticed, 1) Sebastian the Crustacean is a FREAK "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter"... Yeah... I'm sure 'Under the sea'.
2) Ariel has a nose but no gills, how does she breathe underwater?! 3) When she becomes a human she is wearing seashells on her "yummies" but nothing on her lower body... 4) If she is singing in her first concert that would put her at what, 14-16. The Prince is 22-25ish. Why'd her dad sign off on that wedding?! That is some Arkansas bullspit! 5) Why don't mermaids prune?
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your anal a sis is on key. many have gone that route. leads to badness :D
 
We're analyzing the implications of The Little Mermaid now? It's times like this that make me think that maybe I've made some wrong choices in life...:hopelessness::sorrow::dejection::grief::crushed::sulkiness::miserable::apple:
 
bigghoss said:
We're analyzing the implications of The Little Mermaid now? It's times like this that make me think that maybe I've made some wrong choices in life...:hopelessness::sorrow::dejection::grief::crushed::sulkiness::miserable::apple:
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What's wrong with the little mermaid? It's a feel good mermaid teaching girls that they will never be good enough unless they change themselves at the very core mixed with a little statutory rape. How could that NOT be a good movie?! </snark>

Bladite said:
your anal a sis is on key. many have gone that route. leads to badness :D
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But her tail covers her bootyhole... She'd only be able to breathe what she puts out...
Murphnuge said:
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be watching the Little Mermaid and making such a large contribution of gym socks to your dirty laundry pile. Get a woman!
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The gym socks were incidental!
 
Chameleonbear said:
What's wrong with the little mermaid? It's a feel good mermaid teaching girls that they will never be good enough unless they change themselves at the very core mixed with a little statutory rape. How could that NOT be a good movie?!
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It's actually just another Disney butchering of a classic story but that's a whole 'nother issue
 
It seems it would not have originated from this side of the earth, Look at the clothes, buildings and decorations... and her daddy was suppose to be Poseidon's son..Neptune's for the romans..

And every grown man here talking little mermaid that is not a father should feel a little bit gay.
 
Chameleonbear said:
Been on a weird kick today, watched The Little Mermaid, because... Why the hell not.

This is what I noticed, 1) Sebastian the Crustacean is a FREAK "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter"... Yeah... I'm sure 'Under the sea'.
2) Ariel has a nose but no gills, how does she breathe underwater?! 3) When she becomes a human she is wearing seashells on her "yummies" but nothing on her lower body... 4) If she is singing in her first concert that would put her at what, 14-16. The Prince is 22-25ish. Why'd her dad sign off on that wedding?! That is some Arkansas bullspit! 5) Why don't mermaids prune?
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I have two daughters - that movie raises all kinds of questions (as do almost all WD movies) that I can't even begin to square up with any sort of animated reality. My sisters used to refer to it as " the Little Sea Slut". Shoulda maybe spent your time doing something more useful, huh?
And in Arkansas, if you get a divorce, are you still cousins?
 
Murphnuge said:
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be watching the Little Mermaid and making such a large contribution of gym socks to your dirty laundry pile. Get a woman!
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C-Bear, don't listen to them. You just keep on loving your Disney.
 
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