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I was looking up deer antlers and found these, they look awesome, When i get to a more permanent location my man cave will have door knobs like this!!

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bigghoss said:
I think you can cook scrambled eggs in the microwave.
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Scrambled eggs work just fine in the microwave. Mix up whatever you want in a bowl - some milk, shredded cheese, chunked up (cooked) sausage/bacon whatever, diced veggies, etc. Mic it a minute or two at a time and stir it up often. If you just throw it in for 5 or 6 minutes the top will be tough and the rest will just be gross and half-cooked.

Now you've got me thinking of eggacados. Oh my, those are good.
 
There is only 2 foods that i just dont like... mayo and avocados. disgusting.

I love sushi but man every where i go lately has avocados on damn near all of it.

An a good ol fashion american burger should never have any nasty mayo on it, fast food places are the worse for sloppin a pound of mayo on a sandwich.

I tell the people at these places im highly allergic to mayo and cant eat it, none can touch my sandwich and still they get it wrong sometimes. im not allergic i just hate the taste. I told one guy at McDonald many many years ago i was highly allergic to mayo... when i got the sandwich i bit into it and it was full of mayo.. i showed the mayo to the counter guy that sold it to me and explained im allergic and i made it clear..and he cracked a smile and then laughed a little..while saying sorry... That was his mistake, i jumped over the counter and shoved it in his face, he had mayo and tomato all over. I then ran out the door in a hurry because i couldnt afford to go to jail that day. But i bet he got the next guys order right.

I dont eat at them type places anymore, ill stop grab the kids a happy meal and go somewhere else for my food. Im not good with people, especially people who are getting paid to serve but since they hate their life, they are taking it out on you. Im not paying for an attitude unless i can legally take my attitude out on them as well. Then id happily pay....I pay money at the gym on occasion just to get on the mat and get hit and hit others. Id pay extra if it was fast food mayo loving employees lmao
 
cOLD said:
I assume THIS is what he is refering to.. ;)
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Yes! They're awesome! Easy to make, too. Just scoop out the pit, drop in an egg and some cheese, bacon etc and pop 'em in the oven for 12 or 15 minutes.

worldwood said:
There is only 2 foods that i just dont like... mayo and avocados. disgusting.
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That's OK, more for me. I feel the same way about cilantro. All the Mexican places here use it like it's going out of style. :barf:
 
daizee said:
damn, Fios is WAY better than satellite.
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Yep. We have a 50/50mb connection at work. It's a thing of beauty. Especially when the predecessor (last November) was a T1 sharing voice and data.
 
jumping over the counter is a dangerous thing too do lol least around here!! also there are few options on a mcdonalds menu with mayo most are mustard i assume they myo'd yer mustard lol!
 
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Man that was more than a decade ago and at that time i wasnt so worried with dangerous, more just worried about going to jail.
 
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So, I had a buddy over for supper. I made strip steaks, home made twice baked potatoes, and cheesy rice and broccoli. I made the steaks a PERFECT medium rare. I mean, PERFECT. He takes his and throws it on the stove till it is WELL DONE! I'm so pissed right now!
 
Ok, so before I make a thread about this I figured I would ask... I discovered a way to remove rit dye from zytel, and I was wondering if anyone else has made this discovery too. Basically its just immersing the zytel in Klean Strip over night... Leaches out most/all of the rit dye... Just thought I would share.
 
Lmao! When i was younger i used to like my steaks rare, bloody even, but now i prefer them with just a little pink in the middle. Ill eat well done but now i send back if there is any blood. But back in the day the bloodier the better... im glad i grew out of that lmao who knew animal blood could be bad for you?
 
Arrrrgggghh!! I HATE that! Anything beyond medium is trash.
I have to admit I used to order mine medium well but then I turned 12 and realized that a little blood on the plate is a good thing.:D
 
An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked
where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of
night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."
 
iwouldhurtafly said:
Ok, so before I make a thread about this I figured I would ask... I discovered a way to remove rit dye from zytel, and I was wondering if anyone else has made this discovery too. Basically its just immersing the zytel in Klean Strip over night... Leaches out most/all of the rit dye... Just thought I would share.
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When i died my tweener scales and sheath i got some on my wifes kitchen towels... i tried to clean them with acetone, most the ink came out but it was still noticeable and she was still pissed lmao
 
Worldwood, you are just plain weird. No avacado? No Mayo? No rare steak? Next you'll be telling us you don't like guns or alcohol.
 
C'mon folks, chatroom ain't gonna talk to itself. Yet...

(Not too long until Skynet though, so any day now...)
 
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