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[worldwood]

Ummm... It looks like you're doing something to your Pepsi that would get you arrested in some states. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love pepsi, i would never engage in anything to violate the love and trust we have built with each other

 

[worldwood]

I knew a punk band like that the summer after my first year of college, but instead of pepsi it was beer.

Sounds like me in high school.... Except for the band part.... and the punk rock part.... Id just be there if there was beer lmao

 

[Murphnuge]

Finished the Zomstro mod. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1084332-Zomstro-Wedding-gift

 

[worldwood]

Watching this movie right now called "clear history" and man it is hilarious. I mean its just crazy funny. Larry David is cracking me up.

 

[worldwood]

Walked to the corner store to pick up some bacon for breakfast, but they were out All they had was this

At least i didnt have to cook it... open bag.... pour in mouth... and repeat... not bad lmao but i had to hide the empty bag or the wife would talk crap about me eating an entire bag of bacon bits for breakfast.

 

[bigghoss]

Walked to the corner store to pick up some bacon for breakfast, but they were out All they had was this

At least i didnt have to cook it... open bag.... pour in mouth... and repeat... not bad lmao but i had to hide the empty bag or the wife would talk crap about me eating an entire bag of bacon bits for breakfast.

Or, ya know, scramble some eggs and make an omelet.

 

[worldwood]

the bag is already gone.... but that was a good idea lmao

 

[bigghoss]

the bag is already gone.... but that was a good idea lmao

Yeah, some eggs, cheese, tortillas, hot sauce. Even my lazy ass can do it.

 

[worldwood]

Does this require turning the stove on? If so i got to pass lmao im not that domesticated yet.

I can cook meat over a fire outside.... i can use the microwave inside.... I can eat veggies raw that i pick myself... Or i can ask the wife to cook me a meal

Honestly i can cook good enough, just dont like to. I have cooked at a small restaurant when i was just out of high school, worse job of my life. I cook when i have to. I wont let my kids go hungry when mommas at work or out with her friends, but if i cook over a stove inside the house i dont feel like eating for hours. The heat, grease, enclosed smell, just everything... even if its my favorite food, i lose my appetite.

 

[LeeBower]

Just screwing with you. If I'm drinking pop, I really am more Coke than Pepsi, but Big Red beats them all.

Are you from San Antonio by chance? Big Red is more revered than water here... Big Red and Barbacoa is the local battle cry.

Finished the Zomstro mod. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1084332-Zomstro-Wedding-gift

Looks freaking amazing! blade and sheath

 

[worldwood]

Real Caribbean barbacoa is freaking delicious

 

[mrn8]

Chemical bacon...no thanks. I don't like to mess up my eggs and hot sauce with that stuff!

I made scrambled eggs the other day with bacon, onion, ancho chilies, and 5-year cheddar. My son said it was like dessert for breakfast.

 

[worldwood]

Chemical bacon? this here is real bacon bits... I could deal without the "smoke" flavor added but i dont buy any artificial meat.

 

[james terrio]

Ha, that's true. McDonalds coke is liquid crack.

Fountain sodas really are the best. I worked in a convenience store during college and got all the free pop I could handle. It spoils you for anything else. The fountains that let you add a little blast (or seven) of cherry/lime/vanilla etc syrups are pure delicious evil.

Sleep, sobriety and airconditioning are making society weak.

Two out of three ain't bad. I'm a wimp for AC.

Finished the Zomstro mod.

Don't be shy. That's sweet :thumbup:

 

[bigghoss]

Does this require turning the stove on? If so i got to pass lmao im not that domesticated yet.

I can cook meat over a fire outside.... i can use the microwave inside.... I can eat veggies raw that i pick myself... Or i can ask the wife to cook me a meal

Honestly i can cook good enough, just dont like to. I have cooked at a small restaurant when i was just out of high school, worse job of my life. I cook when i have to. I wont let my kids go hungry when mommas at work or out with her friends, but if i cook over a stove inside the house i dont feel like eating for hours. The heat, grease, enclosed smell, just everything... even if its my favorite food, i lose my appetite.

I think you can cook scrambled eggs in the microwave. Or you can probably do it on a grill outside.

 

[LeeBower]

In my 20's I would make the old Cup-O-Egg... coffee cup sprayed with cooking spray, scramble a couple eggs in it with a splash of milk, salt, pepper, and garlic powder.. mike on high for a minute... pour into tortilla and add cheese.. dinner in 2 minutes.

 

[worldwood]

I cook scrambled eggs on a fire every time i go car camping and bring eggs and a pan.

But i can be fined making a fire in my little 8x15 foot yard and last time used my grill i was told i wasnt allowed to use that either here. stupid place.

But honestly one of my neighbors used their grill a few weeks ago and my entire house smelled like smoke, and both my neighbors and my fire alarm was going off. houses on both sides of him had to close up all our windows to keep the alarm from going off repeatedly. so i can kind of understand the rule but i hate it none the less.

Humans should of never created "row" homes.

 

[daizee]

damn, Fios is WAY better than satellite.

 

[bigghoss]

Oh geeze. Eff that noise. I like that cup of egg thing. Except I don't have any coffee mugs...

 

[stvpourciau]

I think you can cook scrambled eggs in the microwave. Or you can probably do it on a grill outside.

I did it in a tin can on the stove the other day, trick is you kinda gotta let the egg boil before it starts to cook in a puddle that deep