Embarrassing knife stories?

When I was a kid at camp my friend had managed to sneak in his SAK. We got bored one day and came up with the most stupid game possible!

The game was to throw and stick the knife into the ground as close to the other kids foot as possible, and every time you did it successfully you took a step backwards. Well in no time flat we must have been 20 yards apart (Might be exaggerating lol) but I had to throw the knife with a lot of force to reach him...and it landed directly on the top of his foot and stuck all the way in!!!.
He must have been the toughest 10 yr old as he didn't cry, and because we didn't want any trouble he didn't seek any medical attention. He simply walked with a limp for the rest of the summer and told the camp counselors he sprained his ankle lol
 
I was taking pictures of my new Mossberg 590A1 with the bayonet attached to the front when it began to fall over. I reached for it, and put the bayonet tip deep into the palm of my right hand. A trip to the hospital, and a bunch of stitches later, and I was back in action. Now years later when I open and close my hand I can feel all of the ligaments/tendons moving around. Not one of my finer moments.
 
As a kid i tried to cut the label off a 2litre of coke to see if I won a prize or something. I guess I ran with it to put it on the table or something (the coke not the knife), than I proceeded to cut the label and the freshly shaken coke bottle with my SAK. Coke sprayed EVERYWHERE, it was bad. All over me, the floor, tables, walls, ceiling, furniture, etc. Took longer to clean up than I care to admit, we we're still finding places we missed a long time after that.
 
cbrstar said:
When I was a kid at camp my friend had managed to sneak in his SAK. We got bored one day and came up with the most stupid game possible!

The game was to throw and stick the knife into the ground as close to the other kids foot as possible, and every time you did it successfully you took a step backwards. Well in no time flat we must have been 20 yards apart (Might be exaggerating lol) but I had to throw the knife with a lot of force to reach him...and it landed directly on the top of his foot and stuck all the way in!!!.
He must have been the toughest 10 yr old as he didn't cry, and because we didn't want any trouble he didn't seek any medical attention. He simply walked with a limp for the rest of the summer and told the camp counselors he sprained his ankle lol
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A former friend of mined unexpectedly played that game with me last year from 4’ away—I didn’t realize he was drunk when I showed him my newest spydie. Went through my danner jungle boot to the sole, but moving my toe upward saved injury except to the leather. Some people hide drunkenness well until they get a knife in their hand.
 
I got a fresh one: last weekend we took the kids out to see some X-mas lights and go for a walk. There was a make-your-own ginger bread man table, so my son goes ahead and makes one. He got a little sloppy on the icing and wanted me to take some off, so I used my recently acquired Specwar for the job.

I then licked the icing off the blade and sliced my lip open, bleeding all over the knife, my hand, etc. Then I cut off the ginger bread man's head... The knife is a keeper!

I kept it on the d/l and krazy-glued my lip when I got home. Thank god my wife didn't notice or I'd never hear the end of it.
 
Yonose said:
A former friend of mined unexpectedly played that game with me last year from 4’ away—I didn’t realize he was drunk when I showed him my newest spydie. Went through my danner jungle boot to the sole, but moving my toe upward saved injury except to the leather. Some people hide drunkenness well until they get a knife in their hand.
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Either the spyderco was a big heavy one OR the boots were very worn out OR your drunk friend is Hulk-strong... otherwise I cannot picture how a hand thrown folder (I assume it is a folder since that's what 99% of the Spyderco line is) can go through a whole boot!

Anyway, I am glad you didn't get it through your foot...

BTW, I hope you don't call that guy a friend but more an ex-friend! I don't think any of mine would dare to THROW a knife of mine. If they intend to live after doing it I mean.
 
I was showing my girlfriend how to flip open and closed my Mini-Grip while eating chicken wings (foolishly I didn't clean my hand very well). I was flipping it closed and it slipped out of my hand and went through my shorts and into my leg :oops:. I still have the scar.
 
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