Embarrassing knife stories?

Jesse B. said:
Lesson learned: Hallucinogens + knives + remedial martial arts skills (a.k.a. frantic flailing) + walk-in closets are not good for your clothes.
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Also, if you and a buddy are camping with magic mushrooms, be sure to cut your firewood for the evening with the Cold Steel ATC Kukri BEFORE ingesting the 'shrooms.

Stitches could ensue. Or so I've heard.
 
sam adams said:
Years ago, after a day of deer hunting with my uncle and cousins we stopped on the way home at the gas station. My cousin was carrying a small, (maybe 4"in blade) very pointy Case fixed blade in a pouch sheath. He didn't notice when he got up to go inside the store the handle had wedged between the seat cushions and the knife had came out the sheath and was now sticking up point first out of the seat. When we got back to the truck he went and sat down and yelled LOUD and jumped up like he had sat on a rattlesnake! We all jumped too, and were like what the hells wrong with you? He was yelling, something bit me in the ass! And then as he was looking around in the backseat he managed to stab himself in the palm of his hand on the knife because only a half inch or so of the point was visible. The cut on his hand wasn't bad, but by the time we got home the whole ass end of his pants almost to the back of his knees was soaked through with blood.
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SteelJunkee said:
A buddy of mine once shaved a ball, opening an OTF in his pocket :rolleyes:.
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Man these made me cringe. This is a good thread.
 
Randanator said:
The other week I dropped my Leatherman Sidekick on the floor at church because i was bored and playing with it, which made a huge noise and caused a few heads to turn. Do you guys have any embarrassing knife stories?
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Bored in church. Imagine that. Lol
 
After a few years of helping scouts earn whittling chips, I cut myself good enough to require stitches .......in front of a bunch of scouts....... the doc at the small local ER said he was revoking my chip !!!!!
 
I remember being in my youth and trying to cut a crunchy, hard oatmeal cookie in half with my new Buck 112 Ranger. The cookie broke and I lost the tip of my thumb. What was I thinking?
 
Well, I just jabbed my wife in the hand with my SOG Flash 2. She had a tag that needed to be removed from a piece of clothing (you know, the kind of tag held on with plastic). My plan was to hold the knife still while she moved the tag and the clothing. Problem was that it did not work out that way.

What's the line from the movie Cool Hand Luke: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."?

The funny side of all of this is that I purchased the SOG while on my honeymoon. :)
 
sabre cat said:
Well, I just jabbed my wife in the hand with my SOG Flash 2. She had a tag that needed to be removed from a piece of clothing (you know, the kind of tag held on with plastic). My plan was to hold the knife still while she moved the tag and the clothing. Problem was that it did not work out that way.

What's the line from the movie Cool Hand Luke: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."?

The funny side of all of this is that I purchased the SOG while on my honeymoon. :)
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So it is hers now then.
 
sabre cat said:
Well, I just jabbed my wife in the hand with my SOG Flash 2. She had a tag that needed to be removed from a piece of clothing (you know, the kind of tag held on with plastic). My plan was to hold the knife still while she moved the tag and the clothing. Problem was that it did not work out that way.

What's the line from the movie Cool Hand Luke: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."?

The funny side of all of this is that I purchased the SOG while on my honeymoon. :)
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Is the knife Ok ? ;)
 
When I was in the army and we had downtime we would be at the smoke shack and randomly throw our knives at the ground trying to get them to stick. I got the bright idea to try and get it stuck in the ceiling. It bounced off and broke in like 3 pieces when it landed on the concrete.

A friend of mine while in deployment thought another guy was "pitching a tent" while watching a movie. So he tried to scare him and smack it. Well apparently that guy was sitting there with his knife open under the blanket, so when my buddy slammed his hand down the knife went right through his hand.
 
[QUOTE="valknut, post: 18504229, member: 446981"A friend of mine while in deployment thought another guy was "pitching a tent" while watching a movie. So he tried to scare him and smack it. Well apparently that guy was sitting there with his knife open under the blanket, so when my buddy slammed his hand down the knife went right through his hand.[/QUOTE]

Ouch and eeew! Why would any guy want to slam his hand down on another guy's "tent"?? Also a little weird that the other guy was holding a knife open under his blanket.

Jim
 
James Y said:
[QUOTE="valknut, post: 18504229, member: 446981"A friend of mine while in deployment thought another guy was "pitching a tent" while watching a movie. So he tried to scare him and smack it. Well apparently that guy was sitting there with his knife open under the blanket, so when my buddy slammed his hand down the knife went right through his hand.
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Ouch and eeew! Why would any guy want to slam his hand down on another guy's "tent"?? Also a little weird that the other guy was holding a knife open under his blanket.

Jim[/QUOTE]

Lol idk man guys get weird on deployments!
 
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