engage with the Snark — every night after dark

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The kids are asleep, woman is off wrapping presents somewhere in the house, now it's me time.

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Hmmmm dim lights and hairy dudes to set the mood...................:barf:
 
Merry Christmas from Gunny Hartman for Murph
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
 
Psyop said:
Merry Christmas from Gunny Hartman for Murph
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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Bless you good sir, that was beautiful! Merry Christmas!
 
Just put together two bikes and my back hurts. Time for a stiff drink.

Murph, I watched a little Duck Dynasty tonight myself.
 
Merry Christmas, dont any of you start any fires or get drunk and fall down the stairs.......I want a slow day at work lol
 
Merry Christmas all!

Prime rib is in the oven, salmon ready for the grill, and ham (for the traditionalists) is in the nesco. Wife is making some sort of vegetables, which I'm sure I'll forget to touch.
 
Merry Christmas everybody. Just got done with the kids opening there stuff. The house is a mess. Starting to get everybodies showers so we can go to my folks house. Meet up with the rest of my side of the family. Its only 8:54 here but under the circumstances, I think I'm gonna need to start drinkin. Ah yes. Its X-mas. Be safe everyone!
 
Made the magic happen this a.m. Kids are playing with toys and watching a new movie.
 
Merry Christmas ya scallywags! I'm fed and waiting on the rest of the clan to rally round the tree for the carnage.
 
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Merry Christmas ya scallywags! I'm fed and waiting on the rest of the clan to rally round the tree for the carnage.
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Whip out your 9, take to the tree, and show 'em what real carnage looks like. Pics of the shock and awe or it didn't happen! :D
 
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