ESEE Idiots - Round 2

[Guruthos]

Sei nicht so hart zu ihm. Dank ihm habe ich den Idioten-Thread endlich wieder gefunden.

But we should stick to the right language here, buddy

 

[Cascade_mtn's]

Number ........ 1 Tried to put spine jimping in there, messed it up, and apparently the only way he/she could fix it was by using a hack say to remove the evidence.

Number ........ 2 Well if you can't figure that out, punch yourself in the "naughty" bits and call it a day!

Number ........ 3 Not only should this person not OWN a knife, he/she should turn in any and all "sharp/shiny" things to the police ASAP.

All in jest of course.

 

[Sfalj]

Picture 2 seems to be the result of batoning with a sledgehammer. I often ponder what possesses people to do stuff like this.

Being a luthier I see a lot of guitars with some horrible DIY type reparations, many of which could be comparable to the pictures at the beginning of this thread.

Back on topic, do you guys at ESEE get a lot of returns for reasons that would stem from the owner being an idiot or are these exceptional instances?

 

[chavez556]

Yes! The dumbass hall of fame! We have one here at work (I'm an er nurse) The best one is the naked meth head that got into a head on collision on the hwy while riding a stolen horse.

That's sounds like a normal occasion here in Idaho ! I can't wait for the contset !

 

[KNIFEABILITY]

Why the hell would people do this to tools that are designed to help them? Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. These knives could have had a lifetime of service only to end up in the hands of the retarded. Why not pit the knife against your skull, please and see which one wins.

 

[Moosez45]

But we should stick to the right language here, buddy

Google translator. Love it. I can speak all kinds of language, but I am only fluent in 2, English and Broken English. All else gets the translator applied.

Moose

 

[Axelcan]

We might just do that. The cut out ESEE-3 is classic though. That stays here and will go on the wall of the office. I might even put the guy's name on it and induct him into the dumbass hall of fame.

HAHAHAHAhahahahaah.......so good!

 

[hunter s thompson]

Yes! The dumbass hall of fame! We have one here at work (I'm an er nurse) The best one is the naked meth head that got into a head on collision on the hwy while riding a stolen horse.

I can beat that for a dumbass. My story involves a man his bf and a can of Vienna Sausages.

 

[Nonprophet]

Number ........ 1 Tried to put spine jimping in there, messed it up, and apparently the only way he/she could fix it was by using a hack say to remove the evidence.

Number ........ 2 Well if you can't figure that out, punch yourself in the "naughty" bits and call it a day!

Number ........ 3 Not only should this person not OWN a knife, he/she should turn in any and all "sharp/shiny" things to the police ASAP.

All in jest of course.

Well in my defense..... that damn point was so....pointy...so OFF WITH IT'S HEAD! Anyway I would love to have that one and just try to make something out of it.

 

[FunkMasterFlex]

We're going to need golf shoes to get out of this muck.

I kind of like the beat up 5, it looks Medieval, hand forged.

 

[R.A.T.]

Actually all the broken blades ended up in the display case at Smoky Mountain Knife Works. Proudly displayed with our warranty so those who walk in and look at our knives know we warranty against stupidity and being a general dumbass.

 

[Caithnesian]

...we warranty against stupidity and being a general dumbass.

Phew, glad I bought one of your knives, there are very few warranties tailored to my specific needs

 

[chavez556]

I wonder if they were just to incompetent to sharpen 1095 so they had to get that factory edge again ??????