ESEE Idiots - Round 2

These dumbasses make me angry enough to throw my ESEE's at a tree....then send them in for warranty. ;)
 
Along the lines of Moose's idea, start including this with every idiot replacement.

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Enclosed is your new ESEE knife. For proper break in, please grasp rock firmly in right hand. Bring rock to forehead repeatedly. This is for being a dumbass. :D
 
R.A.T. said:
I'll drill a hole through all of these then we will give them away.
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I'm kinda shocked these idiots didn't do that already.

R.A.T. said:
Again, our warranty is not going anywhere. All you sane folks are safe!
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Crap! I'm screwed!

adaman04 said:
Enclosed is your new ESEE knife. For proper break in, please grasp rock firmly in right hand. Bring rock to forehead repeatedly. This is for being a dumbass. :D
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lmao. Thats awesome
 
adaman04 said:
Along the lines of Moose's idea, start including this with every idiot replacement.

grinding_rock_stone.gif


Enclosed is your new ESEE knife. For proper break in, please grasp rock firmly in right hand. Bring rock to forehead repeatedly. This is for being a dumbass. :D
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Now than one cracked me up adaman04.

So that 3 is modified to strike against a huge firesteel for someone violently shivering?:confused: Definitely hilarious.
 
Honestly, I wonder if someone removed the finish, then used a fire steel, then removed a little bit of the blade to get a sharp corner back, then used a fire steel, then removed a little bit of the blade to get a sharp corner back...

Oh, that's an ESEE, it can't be old enough for that to be legit. It could be a mistake/accident. I'm not sure how the finish got all jacked up like that.
 
I'm grooving on the idea of a chance to get one of these and do something useful with it -- then post a pic of what I did.

as to sane or not -- I am the guy who drove 700 miles to go camping with Mr & Mrs S, CricketDave, TTD, & Drew1095 -- after katie posted up picks of someone whacking themselves in the leg with an axe at the previous campout.
Then 6 months later did it again and drug my wife along...

speaking of, still looking forward to Alabama for the fall campout if Jeff's offer is still open.
 
1066vik said:
I'm grooving on the idea of a chance to get one of these and do something useful with it -- then post a pic of what I did.

as to sane or not -- I am the guy who drove 700 miles to go camping with Mr & Mrs S, CricketDave, TTD, & Drew1095 -- after katie posted up picks of someone whacking themselves in the leg with an axe at the previous campout.
Then 6 months later did it again and drug my wife along...

speaking of, still looking forward to Alabama for the fall campout if Jeff's offer is still open.
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brother you are hard core....hope you are at the next one....:thumbup:
 
This post has had me laughing all day!!!

The more I think about it, I think a sticky at the very least is in order

Someone please second the motion
R.A.T. said:
We might just do that. The cut out ESEE-3 is classic though. That stays here and will go on the wall of the office. I might even put the guy's name on it and induct him into the dumbass hall of fame.
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Would you guys still warrant a knife sent in by the same guy, for the same kind of stupidity he has done?
 
Sent Jeff an e-mail. Maybe we can turn some of this stupidity into something worth while.

Whitty
 
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I can't even think of anything "clever" to say to those three examples of gross stupidity...... :confused:

I'm at a loss for words. :eek: ... ;)
 
Jeff, if its a possibility I would love to buy the 5 it still has some life in it and I'm sure I could clean it up real nice!
PS I promise to post pics!!!
 
Yes! The dumbass hall of fame! We have one here at work (I'm an er nurse) The best one is the naked meth head that got into a head on collision on the hwy while riding a stolen horse.
 
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