... On to the Bird House. This was crazy tough. Essentially a birdhouse-shaped plank with a few holes for stabbin' thru. they were shaped [ I O - ], so you had to twist the knife, have a shaaaarrrp point, and real good aim. The real hard part was you had to stay 28" or so away from it and start with your elbow touching your ribs.
Time to wage war on bottles of water.
DerekH at the evil little birdhouse:
The Mighty Biscuit rocks the house. This is another tough cut.
Our war against hydration continues! Next up was slicing a water bottle in half-- you had to cut the cap and the bottle into two pieces, I glanced off the cap and bisected the bottle with what I thought was a good slice. Another tough cut (detecting a theme yet?)
Here's Ark getting ready to show that pesky fluid vessel who's boss: Tradewater and the Honorable Mr. Fisk Preside:
Derek wasted his bottle, but I can't remember if he cut the cap or not. Either way, it looks cool.
Guyon throwing the smack down. I think I heard somewhere that biscuits and water are enemies

But, seriously, he knows a thing or two about chopping.
Up next was what I believe is called "The Girl Scout Chop" a piece of 2'x6' that you had to chop as many end-to-end pieces off of as possible time limit was 30 seconds.
One of the real problems here was to keep the wood on the chopping block, here's murph Experiencing just that.
Ark prepping for a swing, this guy is a slicing machine!
and Derek Punishing that wood like it stole its sister's lunch money