All that and no bikini?
Tease...
Bruh. You're "dating" yourself.
Guys, please forgive me for posting this in a "Fixed blade" thread...
My Mom is
dying of Alzheimer's. Her age has finally
eclipsed her weight. She's 83yo, bedridden, and weighs 81 pounds soaking wet. Man, she's a
skeleton...nothing but skin & bones.
Mom was a "walking jukebox" of popular and
obscure music. She
singlehandedly introduced me to the sounds of the 50's, 60's, and 70's.
When I was a just a kid in the 70's, she bought me a "Ronco"
compilation album (*33 RPM "vinyl") that had such songs as
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" (*Brian Hyland),
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" (*Allan Sherman),
"Lil' Red Riding Hood" (*Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs),
"Junk Food Junkie" (*Larry Groce),
"Monster Mash" (*Bobby Pickett), and the like.
Your post took me back to listening to
that album, OVER AND OVER, as a kid...