OP, this is certainly a respectable pursuit and your devotion to maintaining a level of dignity on this forum is commendable, but I also believe this:
is the only real answer to this situation. Like
HWF
mentioned, this is basically routine in the traditional forum for a number of regular members. However, I don't always think it is necessarily intentional at the outset, as each pattern is often produced in so many variations and in limited numbers. This almost encourages the practice, as does the notion of selling any desirable item in limited quantities. Limiting any "sprint" type model to 1 per customer may certainly curb these minor bouts of avarice, but is that really reasonable to ask all dealers to do? I dunno

It'll be interesting to see where this goes...