Ghost of Christmas Present GA!! Winner in Post #201

[Crazy Canuck]

I'd like to enter on behalf of r8shell please.

 

[waynorth]

Now we're talkin'!! Pretty soon we'll have enough material for a "Stand-up Gig"; at a knife show!!

 

[eisman]

OK Charlie. You just keep digging the hole deeper...

 

[JohnDF]

I will nominate JohnDF JohnDF

You are very kind. Thank you so much, my friend.

my jokes are dull. I will fold, since I'm apparently not that sharp.

That was funnier than the picture...

 

[bigfish64]

Fun thread, I don’t qualify as a long term member but that sure is a beautiful knife. I don’t know if I could come up a joke anyway, I’m kinda thinking I’ve lost my edge.

 

[Rupestris]

The sight of that beautiful knife whets my appetite, but doesn't sharpen my wit. I'll cut to the chase and get to the point, I can't think of a worthy knife pun. Like using a short knife on a tall peanut butter jar, I can't get to the bottom of it. Narwal I do?

Not an entry. Just wanted to say how nice it is for you to do this waynorth .

r8shell I'd love to see what you could do with this one.

 

[screened porch]

I'm in, Charlie! Thanks for the chance.

So a Buck 103, a a Condor Nessmuk, and a flake of obsidian walk into a bar.
The flake of obsidian says, "Who's buying?"
And the Buck 103 says to the Condor Nessmuk, "He's such a skinnin' flint".

 

[brownshoe]

He had a knife in his hand and asked "Wanna see my Ettrick" and the guy at the bar said "As long as you use your own hat"

 

[screened porch]

Odd sort of double post.
Maybe I should get two chances.

 

[cbr1000]

I'm in, that's a beauty Charlie! Good Luck, Merry Christmas everybody!

What did the big Barlow say to the little Barlow?

You're so small

 

[black mamba]

Wow, Charlie, what a dream knife! If I win, it's going straight to r8shell (if she's willing) for some scrim.

Crocodile Dundee got mugged. When it was all over and the muggers were laying wounded on the street, Croc said, "Your first mistake was bringing guns to a knife fight!"

 

[mrknife]

Very cool Charlie, gotta say smooth white bone wouldve been neat for the whole run!

I suppose ill take a stab at it.

Why did knife money not make the cut as a currency?
Because every one would be getting robbed!

 

[redsparrow]

Great GAW Charlie! If I'm qualified and win please send the winnings to r8shell. I'd love to see her work on a quality knife.

2 members of the Swiss army get in to a knife fight,​

then a corkscrew fight then a tweezers fight, a scissors fight, an awl fight, a ...

 

[sceva]

I'm in please.

Knives are very advanced; they are cutting edge technology

 

[JohnDF]

Bonus joke...

I lost my favorite bread knife.
I was pretty upset, we've been through thick and thin together.

 

[1066vik]

do you know how to get more contest entries?
set the barlow.......

if this one makes the cut, please send the knife to WValtakis.

 

[AntDog]

Ok, seeing as I was an early proponent of the smooth white bone (along with you and r8shell ), I’d be tickled to enter, would carry this knife like no tomorrow, and would never part with it.

As for the joke: why did the spoon agree with the knife? Because he had a point. Ba dummm tsss!

 

[Gary W. Graley]

ok one more

Untitled by GaryWGraley, on Flickr

G2

 

[meako]

A ghostly gaw hey.
I have a lot of respectre for that...may I enter on behalf of sf fanatic .
Cheers and Merry Festivus to all.

 

[Rockon75]

Dad jokes, here is one. Whenever the family is with me in the car and we pass a graveyard. I always, in an excited voice say, "man, people are dying to get into that place". The boys heads turn while my wife just sighs....... a visual will be required to make this applicable to knife humor.