Ghost of Christmas Present GA!! Winner in Post #201

Guys, a lot of these jokes just aren't gonna cut it. If you want to win a knife like this one, you're gonna have to be much sharper.

I'm just a simple stockman, trapper and hunter, folding my laundry one leg at a time like the rest of you, but Dang! This is one pretty Barlow!

A real Whaler of a Prize, quite the hone-y.

Yikes, now I have to give myself a wicked purple nurple or something. :(
 
Kiteman72 said:
Guys, a lot of these jokes just aren't gonna cut it. If you want to win a knife like this one, you're gonna have to be much sharper.

I'm just a simple stockman, trapper and hunter, folding my laundry one leg at a time like the rest of you, but Dang! This is one pretty Barlow!

A real Whaler of a Prize, quite the hone-y.

Yikes, now I have to give myself a wicked purple nurple or something. :(
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Borderline dad jokes......🤣
And dad jokes have a very distinctive sour trombone note that follows the horrid PUNCH blade. I mean, punchline.
 
Thanks Charlie, you do so much for BF.
I also wanted the 2021 BF to be white smooth bone. If I qualify and win I will, without a doubt carry and use this one.

You and your child are driving late at night along a deserted road. You come across a van packed with tubes of GEC knives, the driver is dead of an apparent heart attack.
What lesson do you teach your child?
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Lift with your legs, not your back.
 
pjsjr said:
Thanks Charlie, you do so much for BF.
I also wanted the 2021 BF to be white smooth bone. If I qualify and win I will, without a doubt carry and use this one.

You and your child are driving late at night along a deserted road. You come across a van packed with tubes of GEC knives, the driver is dead of an apparent heart attack.
What lesson do you teach your child?
tdbh2mA.jpg

Lift with your legs, not your back.
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WRONG!

You say to them " Don't listen to chit-chat! Flipper is just some Dolphin from light years ago whereas these are things we have to give back to the community, at the correct price of course. Now get a move on!"
 
What a wonderful GAW! I have no ULSTERior motives for entering other than to win that fine example. It will be a CHALLENGE to win, no doubt. I certainly won't throw any SCHRADE if I don't win, in any CASE. Regardless, that knife would be the QUEEN of my collection, should I succeed in this VENTURE.

Thanks for hosting this, PAL!


Oh yeah, why did the man put his knife in the freezer?

Because he wanted to have cold cuts!
 
Fantastic GAW Charlie! From the looks of that knife, those of us who were in the smooth white bone camp were obviously right! 😉😁 I’d love to be in for a chance at it!

I think I may have used this joke before for another GAW that required one. It’s not very good, but it’s the only joke I know that involves a pocket knife, so here it is again.

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender points to a sign behind the bar that reads “NO ROPES ALLOWED” and says, “We don’t want your kind here, get lost!”

The rope returns to the bar the next day, this wearing sunglasses and a hat. He sits at the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “You’re not fooling anyone with that disguise, rope! Now get out!”

The following day, the rope returns to the bar again, but before going in, he ties himself into a knot, then takes out his pocket knife and splices the loose strands on top of his head several times. He walks into the bar and orders beer. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks, “Aren’t you that rope that keeps coming in here?,” to which rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”

🙄😁
 
That's a beautiful knife Charlie! And why I voted smooth white bone!

I'm not sure I qualify, haven't been posting much recently, but I would cherish a chance to carry that one. My nephew told me this one.

A sharp knife had a squabble with a spoon. The spoon says "I don't get your point". The knife visibly irritated shouts " shut up cereal killer"!
 
I don’t know if I qualify, but if not, then at least a small contribution for a laugh. If I do, than please count me in for this amazing GAW!

I recently posted this on other threads, but it always gives me a good laugh…definitely knife related lol

 
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