Giveaway! I failed at modding and because.. why not?

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Entry has ended. Thank you all for the participation (and laughs)!

Congrats to the two winners, nopyo & Doc182. Thank you to all who participated! And a big thank you to BF!

I have two blades that I don't really carry anymore.. both are "projects" -- the first is a Kershaw RAM. It's the first knife I ever tried to modify and I got stuck realizing I should leave this to the pros! I stripped the anodizing on the handles and attempted to remove the beadblast finish (only partially completed). Realized I didn't know what I was doing and the "studs" on the blade proved challenging.

The second is a Recon 1, my second project ever, much more successful. It was stripped and given a "spanto" tip (ala hinderer) as I was feeling a little sellers remorse after letting my xm18 go... it actually turned out great and I sent the blade off to be stonewashed after the fact. Unfortunately after the stripping of the backspacer the clip screws no longer all fit (only one actually grabbed threads the other were ironically stripped).

Both function perfectly with their flaws but I don't carry them (recon 1 is too large for my taste) and I'd rather not sell them.. hoping someone will want them for their own projects.

Rules:

- Your post # is your entry.
- U.S. Residents Only Please (don't like messing with international shipping).
- Minimum post count of 25.
- Your post MUST contain a humorous joke (I don't know why but it sounds good).
- If your joke is not humorous the entry still counts it just means you failed a little as a person.
- One post per person please!!!
- You must post which knife you want (Recon or RAM) -- Choose one.
- Winners will be randomly selected using excel random function (if your post contains no joke, it will not count!)
- There will be two different winners, one for the recon 1 and one for the RAM.

This contest will end on 9/30/14 at which point the min (2) and max (final post # before midnight) will be used to define the random selection. Winners will be announced and contacted the next day.





May the odds be ever in your favor!
 
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What did one hat say to the other......

You wait here, ill.go on ahead!

Lame yes, but hopefully someone laughs. I'd like the recon sir, thank you!
 
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree...
Hold on to your coconuts this isn't going to be your ordinary blow job

I'm in for the Recon
 
So, the DEA had seized a couple tons of marijuana and needed to dispose of it. The cheapest way was to bale it up and burn it. As the bonfire was really starting to get going a flock of terns flew through the smoke.......then circled and flew through it again and again. No tern was left unstoned that day.

I'm in for the recon.
 
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.

I'd like the RAM if I win.
 
So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems like they've become a little bit more than friends. You know....the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for about 20 minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing and she said, "Just talking". Whatever!

So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. So, I leave the garage door open and turn all the lights off. I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into my driveway and as I'm hiding behind some of my hunting stuff the headlights shine through my garage and I see something that I just can't believe.

The string, on my bow is fraying! Not real bad, but enough. How long should I let it go before I replace it?

I'm in... I would like the recon if I win. Thanks.
 
Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were
required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known
mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice. My group's model
was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case. The class
broke into groups to practice. As instructed, one of my
classmates gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?"

He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for
breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed,
"She said she can't feel her legs!"

I'd like the Ram. I like modding Kershaws, done a couple of Chills.

thanks,

Ric
 
"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor sucker, 'cause he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shtuff. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your penis pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a ffish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again, John Ashcroft, you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got f'ed out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it."
One of the funniest/truest things Ive ever heard. And one othe the truths that hurts the worst. Courtesy of Doug Stanhope, funniest guy on the planet and still
breathing. I like the Kershaw, please and thank you.
 
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A skeleton walks into a bar and ask for a beer

And a mop

:D

I'm in for the ram!
 
A guy calls his mother and says, "how have you been?" His mother says, "terrible, I haven't eaten in 35 days." The son replies, "why haven't you eaten in 35 days?" His mother says, "I didn't want to have food in my mouth when you called."

Thanks for the interesting giveaway. I'll take the R.A.M.
 
Ahhh, modifying
You can not mow the lawn longer as they say, i have plenty of EXPENSIVE knives that i modified and now wish i had not
 
Thanks, I'm in for the Kershaw.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ok, say "knock, knock".........
 
A hamburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a menu, the bartender looks at the hamburger and says sorry, we don't serve food.
In for the Ram, thanks for the chance.
 
A man and wife are on a cruise. One day they're on deck when a huge wave rocks the boat and the wife goes overboard. Lifeboats are sent out, but it doesn't look good. The next day, the captain comes knocking on the husband's cabin door.
"Sir," the captain says, "I have bad news, good news and great news. The bad news is we found your wife, and I'm afraid she did drown."
"Oh God," the man moans. "What's the good news."
"When we brought her out of the water, she had 4 oysters with huge pearls inside attached to her!" The captain exclaims.
"That's horrible!" the husband cries. "What's the great news?!"
"We put her back in the water and we're bringing her back up tomorrow!"

If I win, let the other winner have first dibs.
 
A string goes into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, "we don't serve strings in here, get out!"
String goes outside, ties himself in a knot, and ruffles his hair.
Proceeds to re-enter the bar and sit down.
Bartender says "hey, aren't you that string I just ran out of here?"
String says "nope, I'm a frayed not!"






Ram looks like fun, thanks!
 
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