Giveaway! I failed at modding and because.. why not?

At one time, I used to have a racing snail. I thought removing the shell would make it faster, only it ended up making it more sluggish...

Im in for the recon
Thanks!
 
Just heard Dad telling this joke to Mum...

A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom

'You know what?' says the 5 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'

The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says,

'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'

'Ok' the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast.

'Sh*t mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops '

WHACK...she spanks him

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know mum, but it won't be f**king Fruit Loops'

Recon PLease!
 
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres died? Yeah they found her face down in "Ricki Lake".

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Cause Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

Couple that have stuck in my head. I'm in for the Recon. Cool GAW. Thanks for a chance.
 
A little dated, but I always found it funny...
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle.

In for the Recon and thank you for the opportunity!
 
At a restaurant I ordered the bean soup and it was mostly water and tasteless. I decided to tell the blond waitress. I said "This soup is awful and tastes like shit!."
She replied "I know. I don't like bean soup either!".

I am in for the Recon 1 and thank you for the opportunity.
 
Why can't you name a bridge Chuck Norris? Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.

I'd love to have the RAM :D
 
An accountant and his neighbor went to the Natural History museum one day.

While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".

"Where did you get this exact information?"

"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."


Thanks for the opportunity and I'm in for the Recon 1.
 
Man: "Knock knock."

Other Man: "..."

Man: "Really? You don't know how a knock-knock joke works dumbass?!?! KNOCK KNOCK!"

Other Man: "Oh, sorry. Umm, who's there?"

Man: "Not Robin Williams anyway."
 
Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so you subconsciously type what you were titties?

I'm in for the R.A.M. thanks!
 
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

I'm looking to get in on the R.A.M!! Thanks for the opportunity!
 
That Recon looks awesome! I'd love to do my own back spacer mod.

(Go go gadget, science joke!)
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." The neutrino says "Don't worry, I'm just passing through."
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other, says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I'm in for the Cold Steel. Thanks!

Zieg
 
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I'm in!!! And let's see............

So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar........and so the penguin says: DUDE!!! He's not an eggplant, he's retarded!

And I'd like the recon, already got a well used mini, it's my work knife.
 
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In for the Recon! Thanks for the opportunity.
 
Thank you all for the participation (and laughs)! Winning posts will be announced a little later today!
 
Sorry for the delay guys -- crazy few days at work and home made this hit the back burner.

First up is 53 nopyo, who requested the Recon. Congrats. Next number pulled was 30, Doc182, who requested the RAM. Congrats as well... will contact each of you for shipping info. Thank you to all who participated!
 
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