Guardians of The Lambsfoot!

Jack Black said:
He wears flamboyant clothes, and at one time, used to wander around with a rat on his shoulder! :rolleyes: I made up a joke, which had the Iranians laughing:

The guy walks into the pub next door, with the rat on his shoulder. The barman says, "Why on earth have you brought that in here?" And the rat says, "I'm sorry, but I can't seem to get rid of him! ;)
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Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! ;) :cool:😁😂🤣😂🤣
 
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Well, The Magic City's "magic" (witchcraft) is still holding and it looks like Malevolent Milton will most likely cut a swath of calamity just to our North. I've got family up that way but haven't yet heard what their plans are for the storm. We're Floridians from way back though, and it's mostly the new breed that gets really restless about these kinds of things. Plus, the models are estimating it will likely have devolved to a Category 1 storm by the time it makes it to the east coast of Florida (where they live), and that's just no great shakes at all.

Also holding out is the rain (now up to three days straight) and my headache which, I believe I mentioned, seem to be working together.

There's been talk about DFKB out in the forum at large, and I decided to draft this Old Man Jack, wearing Catalina Wine Mixer Bone pants, into pocket service. I think she gets better looking as time goes by - kinda like me. 🤣

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Jack Black said:
I don't know what's wrong with my internet connection today, but it's really lagging 🤨 I went to see the Iranians, to get a haircut. The shop is opposite the market, and unfortunately they get all sorts of rabble wondering in there. There is one guy I particularly don't like, who I've chased out before, and while I was in the chair, he came over pestering the barber. I didn't want to get my ear cut because the bloke was distracted, so I told the pest that he better leave before I got up, and knocked his teeth out 😠 The Iranians were a bit shocked, but thought it was very funny too :rolleyes: I might find somewhere else, where they're less tolerant of people wandering in and out 😕 Since I'll be with Duncan, in York, on Thursday, there'll be no market, and Tool Man's response was a predictable (slow motion): "Ohhh NOOO!" :D I dare say he can manage without me! :D I hope everyone is having a nice day, the weather cheered up a little bit here, and I missed a lunchtime shower, thankfully :) :thumbsup:

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Morning Jack rain here today..
I think we've given up on great internet connection.
Yeah the direct approach often works, sounds like he's a tosser.
Shave it off 😁 haven’t needed the services of a barber in decades, cheaper too.
Have a good day.
 
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birdsbeaks said:
Well, The Magic City's "magic" (witchcraft) is still holding and it looks like Malevolent Milton will most likely cut a swath of calamity just to our North. I've got family up that way but haven't yet heard what their plans are for the storm. We're Floridians from way back though, and it's mostly the new breed that gets really restless about these kinds of things. Plus, the models are estimating it will likely have devolved to a Category 1 storm by the time it makes it to the east coast of Florida (where they live), and that's just no great shakes at all.

Also holding out is the rain (now up to three days straight) and my headache which, I believe I mentioned, seem to be working together.

There's been talk about DFKB out in the forum at large, and I decided to draft this Old Man Jack, wearing Catalina Wine Mixer Bone pants, into pocket service. I think she gets better looking as time goes by - kinda like me. 🤣

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Magnificent sang-froid Will :) I don't know about you, but the knife is a looker! :D ;) Great pic :) :thumbsup:
mitch13 said:
Morning Jack rain here today..
I think we've given on great internet connection.
Yeah the direct approach often works, sounds like he's a tosser.
Shave it off 😁 haven’t needed the services of a barber in decades, cheaper too.
Have a good day.
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Thanks mate, you too :) I have a #2, which TBH, I'll go back to doing myself, if they don't start tidying their shop up! :D ;) :thumbsup:
 
Jack Black said:
Magnificent sang-froid Will :) I don't know about you, but the knife is a looker! :D ;) Great pic :) :thumbsup:
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Just regular ol' grace under fire, Jack 🤣. I like to think of myself as one of the more reasonable lunatics in the asylum, but when I start running around like my hair's on fire - all bets are off! Watch for it! 🤣

I promise that my chiseled visage bears at least 27% of the magnificence of that knife! 🤣

Thanks for the compliments, my friend!
 
birdsbeaks said:
Just regular ol' grace under fire, Jack 🤣. I like to think of myself as one of the more reasonable lunatics in the asylum, but when I start running around like my hair's on fire - all bets are off! Watch for it! 🤣

I promise that my chiseled visage bears at least 27% of the magnificence of that knife! 🤣

Thanks for the compliments, my friend!
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Thanks Will! 🤣 :cool:👍
 
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