Guardians of The Lambsfoot!

Jack, sorry to hear about the state of things in Leeds, but it's getting worse everywhere, it seems. Here in our sleepy community of SW Florida we've had 7 teachers arrested just this year for either child pornography or sex with students. If I was young and married with kids I'd be mighty depressed at the future. Retired and living in a gated community we're insulated from most of it, but it still stinks.
 
Wow! 😎 Can you do the Tequila dance Kurt?! 😁👍

Yes. I remember riding that bike on the way home from the bar late in the afternoon. A bunch of weekend warriors were riding by on their Harleys after leaving the bar. They were laughing like hell and pointing at me. I was ringing my bell and honking my horn right back. Good times. Surprisingly a big biker never hit me. But drunk women causing a problem in the bar thought they could get away with that stuff. My favorite maneuver was asking for a word outside and as they stepped out first( gentleman) I’d close the door. Always got a laugh and usually the drunk had a laugh too.
 
Still enjoying carrying this new Ram lamb!View attachment 3182857
It's a looker 👍
I didn't know there was such a thing as a BT puller. Mine isn't that bad yet.
It occurred to me only recently that my honeysuckle and wild grapes and pokeweed have been so slow to die because I've been using the weed and grass killer.

Thanks, and you bet. And maybe I'll try to impress the coyotes by throwing in the occasional Hung Gar plum blossom fist butterfly kick.

I've been remiss about GeoW. This, and another big knife that will not be named here, were gifts from SteveC SteveC , who won them in @Jakeywax31's GAW.
I want to be clear about that.
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Beautiful old Lamb Jer 😎👍
That's interesting street news.
You heard it here first buddy! 😉👍
 
Jack, sorry to hear about the state of things in Leeds, but it's getting worse everywhere, it seems. Here in our sleepy community of SW Florida we've had 7 teachers arrested just this year for either child pornography or sex with students. If I was young and married with kids I'd be mighty depressed at the future. Retired and living in a gated community we're insulated from most of it, but it still stinks.
That's terrible Jeff! 😱 Sorry to hear that buddy 🙁👍
Yes. I remember riding that bike on the way home from the bar late in the afternoon. A bunch of weekend warriors were riding by on their Harleys after leaving the bar. They were laughing like hell and pointing at me. I was ringing my bell and honking my horn right back. Good times. Surprisingly a big biker never hit me. But drunk women causing a problem in the bar thought they could get away with that stuff. My favorite maneuver was asking for a word outside and as they stepped out first( gentleman) I’d close the door. Always got a laugh and usually the drunk had a laugh too.
😁👍
 
We've got sneaky rain here, the sort of rain that appears suddenly out of a blue sky 🙄 Before the first downpour came, I had a coffee at Charlie's, and then went into town. I picked up some bread, and then went for a haircut. I need to find a new barbers, the Iranians have doubled their prices, and I'm only in the chair 5 minutes. There are junkies coming in trying to sell stolen goods, and instead of chasing them out of the shop, they're placing orders! I had one eye on the barber, and one eye on my jacket! 🤨

The sun came out while I was in the shop, and it looked like the makings of a nice day. I decided to get a coffee and a sausage sandwich at a cafe I used to frequent a decade back. Their prices have gone up too, and the sandwich didn't taste great, neither did the coffee. The waitress was an.absolute misery 🙄

I came out into a downpour. There were more junkies huddled in doorways, openly inspecting their recent purchases, and begging aggressively from passers-by. It's got rough down near the markets these past couple of years. The cops seem to leave the ne'er-do-wells alone, maybe preferring they stay in the same place, and away from Leeds' swankier streets 🙄

I ducked into a small supermarket to escape the rain, stepping over the street-drinker slumped in the doorway. I couldn't find much I wanted to buy. Outside, it was raining even heavier. The drunk outside had roused himself, bidding me a slurred Good Morning, and waving a paper cup.

I walked through the rain, and boarded a bus back home. The sun came out, and I was soon back on my street, in what's considered a tough neighbourhood, but which is actually friendly, and pleasant, and a long way from some of the streets of central Leeds 🫣

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Great bone Jack.👍🏻
Your street description sounds like the Bowery in New York City before gentrification.
 
Great bone Jack.👍🏻
Your street description sounds like the Bowery in New York City before gentrification.
Thanks Bob, a rough place for a long time.👍

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Here, I had never seen a beggar until the 1980's. Now every shop doorway has one 🙁
Nice pairing Sceva 👍
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Isn't that the way?! 🫣 I suspect I caught mine from Wolfie, courtesy of his kids 🙄 It has been mild, but sure has dragged on 🤧 Nice to see that one buddy 👍
 
Good morning, I hope everyone is doing well, and having a good week. I'm really struggling with the VPN this morning. Fortunately, no imgur pics here, so I can turn it off, but it's only going to be a matter of time before I can it altogether 🙄 The asbestos guy was in and out in 15 minutes yesterday, but it wasn't really worth going out again afterwards, and today is dull and overcast so far. I do need to go out, and do a bit of grocery shopping though, and I'll be calling in at Charlie's for a coffee, of course 😉 I'm lucky that my local cafe makes the best coffee in the city, but it's spoiled me from going anywhere else! 😁 Carrying one of my 3 @jsdistin re-covers today. This one in giraffe bone. Have a great day Guardians 👍

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I don't know if anyone here is old enough to remember my Round Yorkshire With A Knife or The Wizard's Quest series, but one of the minor (but larger than life) characters was Madame GiGi! By chance, I was watching a YT video, while waiting for an online meeting to start, and lo and behold, (at 9.15) Madame GiGi lives!! 😱


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Having looked round the market, spending some time perusing a stall which sold wooden toys, and eventually purchasing two children's books for my granddaughter from the adjacent stall, I decided to go to the High Street. There's a junk shop there with the unlikely name of Madame Gi Gi. It is run by a deranged middle-aged woman who dresses like the sort of teenager who walks round with a copy of Poe's works under their arm, and stays out of the sun in case they crumble to dust. Of course, she actually calls herself Madame Gi Gi, and she probably SHOULD stay out of the sun. Indeed out of the light altogether.

Madam Gi Gi's emporium is a junk shop so cluttered with tat that it looks like someone has bombed a bin waggon (I think you say garbage truck ;) )! She supposes everything to be of extremely high value, even though, for the most part, it is worthless rubbish. Still the contents of her shop/tip are so eclectic that you never know what you might find there, and the last time I had the courage to cross the threshold of Madame GiGi's, she did have a young man helping her sort the mess into some kind of order. I can imagine Madame Gi Gi affecting that the callow youth is some kind of bewitched slave, but he's probably just her grandson, or someone else who feels sorry for her. The poor woman probably has a back bedroom stuffed with cobwebbed wedding-cake and suchlike afterall.

Lest my nerve should fail me, I rushed the door of the shop and was swiftly inside. A bell signalled my entrance and Madame Gi Gi separated herself from the pile of tawdry clothing she had been picking through like a black cat on a dumped chicken dinner. The thick lipstick on her powder-caked visage moved, and in a bizarre Yorkshire-French accent, Madame Gi Gi asked if I was looking for anything in particular. I replied that I was simply browsing, and she eyed me suspiciously, warning me about breakages needing to be paid for and telling me that some of "our things" were very expensive.

The shop had been made cramped by an abundance of tat, and despite wearing a corset on top of her clothes, it has to be said that Madame Gi Gi makes a small crowd on her own. As I looked around it felt quite claustrophobic, and I couldn't see anything whatsoever of interest, least of all any knives. Since I knew there was more clutter downstairs in the cellars of the shop, I asked if I might look there. As this was permitted, I descended the narrow stone steps to the labrynth below. The last time I had been in the shop, Madame Gi Gi's young acolyte/assistant had been sorting through what looked like years of accumulated junk, and trying to put it into some sort of order. He had succeeded to some extent, but there was still nothing of interest on display, As I went back upstairs, I boldly asked Madame Gi GI if she ever had any pocket knives in. Her brow furrowed, cracking the plaster of paris pancake, then grumpily, and enigmatically she said, "Sometimes", before turning back to the pile of dark old clothing she was picking through.
 
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Good afternoon Guardians 👍

Another busy day so far for me.

Finished staining my deck and had to walk the property with the head painter. Also dealing with some repairs needed before painting can start.

Carrying Spalty :thumbsup:


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Well done Steve, Spalty is a looker 😎 I've had a meeting this evening, and more work to look forward to, but I'm finished for tonight, and might have a beer ;) 👍
 
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