Having looked round the market, spending some time perusing a stall which sold wooden toys, and eventually purchasing two children's books for my granddaughter from the adjacent stall, I decided to go to the High Street. There's a junk shop there with the unlikely name of
Madame Gi Gi. It is run by a deranged middle-aged woman who dresses like the sort of teenager who walks round with a copy of Poe's works under their arm, and stays out of the sun in case they crumble to dust. Of course, she actually calls herself Madame Gi Gi, and she probably SHOULD stay out of the sun. Indeed out of the light altogether.
Madam Gi Gi's emporium is a junk shop so cluttered with tat that it looks like someone has bombed a bin waggon (I think you say garbage truck

)! She supposes everything to be of extremely high value, even though, for the most part, it is worthless rubbish. Still the contents of her shop/tip are so eclectic that you never know what you might find there, and the last time I had the courage to cross the threshold of Madame GiGi's, she did have a young man helping her sort the mess into some kind of order. I can imagine Madame Gi Gi affecting that the callow youth is some kind of bewitched slave, but he's probably just her grandson, or someone else who feels sorry for her. The poor woman probably has a back bedroom stuffed with cobwebbed wedding-cake and suchlike afterall.
Lest my nerve should fail me, I rushed the door of the shop and was swiftly inside. A bell signalled my entrance and Madame Gi Gi separated herself from the pile of tawdry clothing she had been picking through like a black cat on a dumped chicken dinner. The thick lipstick on her powder-caked visage moved, and in a bizarre Yorkshire-French accent, Madame Gi Gi asked if I was looking for anything in particular. I replied that I was simply browsing, and she eyed me suspiciously, warning me about breakages needing to be paid for and telling me that some of "our things" were very expensive.
The shop had been made cramped by an abundance of tat, and despite wearing a corset on top of her clothes, it has to be said that Madame Gi Gi makes a small crowd on her own. As I looked around it felt quite claustrophobic, and I couldn't see anything whatsoever of interest, least of all any knives. Since I knew there was more clutter downstairs in the cellars of the shop, I asked if I might look there. As this was permitted, I descended the narrow stone steps to the labrynth below. The last time I had been in the shop, Madame Gi Gi's young acolyte/assistant had been sorting through what looked like years of accumulated junk, and trying to put it into some sort of order. He had succeeded to some extent, but there was still nothing of interest on display, As I went back upstairs, I boldly asked Madame Gi GI if she ever had any pocket knives in. Her brow furrowed, cracking the plaster of paris pancake, then grumpily, and enigmatically she said, "Sometimes", before turning back to the pile of dark old clothing she was picking through.