Hmmmmm.... Clever Knife Sayings?

[afishhunter]

"I'd no sooner loan my knife, than I would my wife."

 

[Owen K.]

"M tech sucketh the donkey D***."
~Plato

 

[hank_rearden]

2) Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! (who would really??)

 

[DangerZone98]

I remember a story about a Gurkha fending off a train robbery with a kukri and one of the robbers as a human shield. Balls of steel, man.

 

[DangerZone98]

“One is none, two is one, three is even better.” Military math.

 

[sabre cat]

President Kennedy said something about bayonets in a speech. Anyone remember what he said?

 

[Alberta Ed]

"Is this sharp... OUCH!"

 

[9.3x62]

Never give a knife to a friend as a gift.
It will cut your friendship. Always charge something.

Or something like that. It is a swedish and danish saying.

 

[USMCPOP]

Never give a knife to a friend as a gift.
It will cut your friendship. Always charge something.

Or something like that. It is a swedish and danish saying.

The Thai people have or had a custom like that. If someone admires a knife, you offer to sell it to them for a few small coins rather than giving it to them. And for Buddhist religious amulets and statues, you don't buy them, you "rent" them.

 

[DMG]

 

[353]

"One knife in the pocket is better than ten on the roof"

A very old norwegian saying right there..

 

[dirc]

The tongue like a sharp knife ... Kills without drawing blood. -Gautama Buddha

I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee. -Mark Twain

A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice. -Zoroaster


...adding this one for crazy factor...
I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence. -Simon Cowell

 

[jfk1110]

Stick em with the pointy end!!!! Said Jon to Arya!!!!!