Hmmmmm.... Clever Knife Sayings?

[Wyszrd]

"Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about."
-Robert Heinlein

 

[Wyszrd]

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-HL Mencken

 

[Wyszrd]

Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers.
-African quote

 

[TwinStick]

It is easier to make a large knife do small things well, than it is to make a small knife do large things well.

 

[Grease]

It is easier to make a large knife do small things well, than it is to make a small knife do large things well.

Aint that the truth... I can open a letter with a kukri or a machete, but I sure can't cut down a tree with a pen knife or a SAK.

 

[Jack Black]

"War, to the knife, against the enemies of humanity"

Dr John Creaghe

 

[Ironmage]

Hear is one I like .-"...and he that cleaveth wood shall be endangered thereby.If the iron be blunt,and he do not whet the edge,then must he put to more strength...."

 

[ebidis]

With a flick of my knife I can change your life...
-AC/DC

And how can we leave out:
He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[Jastab]

"A sharp knife is a safe knife"

 

[Bufford]

Take a stab at it. Often phrased as a question such as; Who's next who wants to take a stab at it?

 

[Bufford]

Bleeding like a stuck pig.

 

[goodeyesniper]

As Harmonica is awaiting the final showdown in Once Upon A Time In The West:

"What's he waiting for out there? What's he doing?"

"He's whittlin' on a piece of wood. I've got a feeling when he stops whittlin'... Somethin's gonna happen."

 

[Russ1642]

A line from the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:
"Guns for show. Knives for a pro."

 

[alex]

Who cut the cheese ? ?

 

[JD Mandrell]

"Don't teach them how to fight with a knife, teach them how to kill with a knife. That way when they run into some SOB that has been taught to fight with a knife, they can send him straight to hell" John Spartan

 

[A_Tone]

Ziva on NCIS "Knives don't run out of bullets"

 

[Bufford]

Up to the hilt.

 

[Jaquen]

I heard or read a quote a long time ago, but I can't remember it exactly. Is anyone else familiar with it?
"How many knifes should you carry? Six. One for you, one for your friend, one to throw, one in case you drop it, one in case you break it and a back up."
Is that how it goes? Or was it five? I can't remember where I heard it.

 

[K.O.D.]

 

[onekerf]

"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Herman Melville stole this line from Khan on Star Trek, IIRC. ; )