Hmmmmm.... Clever Knife Sayings?

[katanas]

^^^I'd say that Khan was VERY ticked off. If he was going to stab at Kirk he needed a Cold Steel knife.

 

[K.O.D.]

"...they stab it with their steely knives, but the just can't kill the beast."

Eagles

 

[katanas]

^^^You picked the wrong hotel. You also should have had a Cold Steel knife, Lynn would have.

 

[DocJD]

I carry (at least) two knives , because I have two hands !

 

[Alberta Ed]

Is this sharp... Oooo!

 

[HammondC3NordD5]

"Have a knife day" knife writer who I forgot ( Bernard Levine perhaps?) used to close his articles with this.

 

[Rykjeklut]

The knife is the most permanent, the most immortal, the most ingenious of man's creations. The knife was a guillotine; the knife is a universal means of resolving all knots.
Yevgeny Zamyatin

 

[A.L.]

Steal man's wallet, he will be poor for one week.
Teach man to buy knives, he will be poor for the rest of his life.
- Sun Tzu

 

[sfknifeguy]

I was putting in some favorite quotations on my info page on Facebook (yes, I am an FB Junkie, so sue me ), and I started thinking to myself "How many knife inspired sayings are there really?" Hmmmmm....

The ones I thought of already are :-

1) NEVER try to catch a falling knife! (thought of the BryFry thread about "a new way to test sharpness".... poor guy, hope he's healed up now!)

2) Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! (who would really??)

3) From the forest itself, comes the handle for the Axe. (Matisyahu lyrics to "Chop em down"... good song title!)

I see that more than a few of you guys have some pretty cool ones in your signatures...
Lemme know what else you can come up with! :thumbup:

This was posted 10 years ago and rings so true with me. Tried to catch a brand new falling M4 Shaman a few weeks ago, cost me 7 stitches and quite a bit of pain in the hand. Definitely abide by #1!

 

[Hackenslash]

Haven’t had a chance to read thru this thread but my favorite knife saying goes something like...

“I’m using the Last Knife I’m Ever Gonna Buy to open the package my new knife just arrived in”...

 

[specgrade]

To each their own but I like the handle scales made of bone.

*** specgrade ***

 

[cbach8tw]

Maybe this is common sense......It is better to always have a knife and not need it, than to have a need and and not have it.

 

[22-rimfire]

Watched the Predator movie the other day and Arnold had a knife saying as he stabbed a "bad guy to a wall".... stick around.

 

[katanas]

^^^ I believe James Bond first said that as he pinned a guy to a palm tree with a thrown machete in one of the movies.

 

[Bob6794]

I see what you did there, that was quite sharp of you.

 

[A.L.]

”I will carry this knife to a foreseeable future”

 

[E40]

A dull knife makes a poor club.

 

[Cursum Perficio]

He who dies with the most knives, wins.

 

[shortwinger]

- I'll cut you man

- Co-Bao: What bring you luck Rambo? Rambo: I guess this

- Dam it, where is the first aid kit?!?

 

[TwinStick]

Never bring a knife to a gun fight, said someone. Lol