Home Invasion! . . . Attacked While Asleep! . . . . Years Of Extensive Training Saved Me ! ! !

[hydeinmind]

Forsaken REM Defense-- FREMD lol

 

[Leonardo63]

Yeah I see the foundation for a riddle at play - As for the racing stripes - I could see Mrs SwampRat encouraging the kids to express their creativity teaching dad a lesson not to drink too much too soon at an elf party -cause you just never know what happens when the elves find a power tool like electric clippers LOLOLO!! ~ would be a great video

 

[Will York]

I think the side stripes look cool—might have to get the clippers out myself.

 

[RobStanley]

Going for a new look Jer?

 

[Andy the Aussie]

Damn Rob....when did you pierce your ears ???

 

[RobStanley]

Damn Rob....when did you pierce your ears ???

Same time my head was tattooed whilst asleep under the influence of certain liquids.

 

[Currawong]

Man, you guys either need more secure houses or more trustworthy friends

 

[Cobalt]

Bro, I think you got into a fight with a lawn mower.

 

[Currawong]

But you should see the lawnmower!

 

[zombieassassin]

Dang riddles,
NMSOBLB
Battle Grade Short Butaniku

 

[Murman]

Urban fudge. The keebler elves use elfin magic in their cookies. E l f stands for everybody loves fudge.

 

[Private Klink]

Team Gemini Light Brigade

 

[shunsui]

I'm thinking Hell Razor.

 

[evltcat]

What I've learned from Jerry's tale of harrowing adventure, and near death experience is; Never turn your back on the Elf on the shelf!
So glad your mad skills saved you Bossman!!!

And remember, that rabbit is a vicious killer...

 

[Murman]

Elf razor

 

[Murman]

For our hanukkah celebrating friends, the Yom Clipper

 

[mpjustin]

Forsaken Hell Razor

 

[mpjustin]

Forsaken Argonne Assault

 

[mpjustin]

“surviving the most violent of attacks, those made by vicious wild animals.”

= Forsaken Jungle Defender.

 

[DJC72]

Would love to see a Sar 4 or a Ash-1!