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Home Invasion! . . . Attacked While Asleep! . . . . Years Of Extensive Training Saved Me ! ! !
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hydeinmind
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So it was a team of elves? A small team of elves? Some might say an anorexic or skinny team perhaps? 
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Haha! You have my sympathies for apparently losing all your arm hair as well to the Elf Razor "mischief"! 
Have you checked to see that the little miscreants didn't run amok with the clippers on other body areas?
Have you checked to see that the little miscreants didn't run amok with the clippers on other body areas?
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Dang Man glad you're ok! Thank goodness for your training and that JWB.
Those lil guys are real "Hog Skinners"
Those lil guys are real "Hog Skinners"
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Forsaken Hog Skinner
Forsaken Whiskey Skinner
Team Whiskey Assault
Whiskey Attack
Team Whiskey Attack
Whiskey Assault
Forsaken Boss Assault
Forsaken Boss Attack
Whiskey Aftermath
Whiskey Razor
Whiskey Jack
Anorexic Boss Jack
Forsaken Whiskey Skinner
Team Whiskey Assault
Whiskey Attack
Team Whiskey Attack
Whiskey Assault
Forsaken Boss Assault
Forsaken Boss Attack
Whiskey Aftermath
Whiskey Razor
Whiskey Jack
Anorexic Boss Jack
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10" jack hammer? One of your coach's was Jack. You were attacked while hammered. And all the numbers shown add up to 10.
3:30 + 3:30 = 6 + 2 kids + 2 elves = 10
If this isn't the answer it should be.
3:30 + 3:30 = 6 + 2 kids + 2 elves = 10
If this isn't the answer it should be.
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Do want. Much, do. Want?
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drift draft, I like your reasoning!
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Jerry Busse the survivalist by using a method of deep meditation. Survival series on the way?
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Badgers are pretty vicious animals. I think I'm going with Forsaken Badger Attack
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anorexic badger attack
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I’m going to take it one step further and call it a BAHBA Bad Ass Honey Badger Attack!!!
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This one's too easy. Elves giving a haircut? Obviously Elvis's haircut, which was a pompadour. The pompadour was named for Madame de Pompadour, who was the Mistress of Louis XV. So obviously, this is a 15-inch bladed Battle Mistress. That would be a super-sized MOAB, or a "King MOAB," if you will. Because Elvis was the King of Rock 'n' Roll, and Louis XV was the king of some European country. Or more properly "King's MOAB," because it's a mistress fit for a king (or the King), and not a mistress who is also a king (because that would be a queen).
Of course, it could be 15" overall, which would be the same as a BMe, but that wouldn't be as much fun.
Of course, it could be 15" overall, which would be the same as a BMe, but that wouldn't be as much fun.
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Your answer made my head hurt but that has to be right. Great job even if it's not right. It also partially explains this dream/vision I kept having last night.
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