Home Invasion! . . . Attacked While Asleep! . . . . Years Of Extensive Training Saved Me ! ! !

[Murman]

Elf scalpel

 

[hydeinmind]

So it was a team of elves? A small team of elves? Some might say an anorexic or skinny team perhaps?

 

[DrBuzzKill]

Haha! You have my sympathies for apparently losing all your arm hair as well to the Elf Razor "mischief"!
Have you checked to see that the little miscreants didn't run amok with the clippers on other body areas?

 

[NJBillK]

Note to self:
Need more booze. Always...

Razor = straight edge = wharncliffe
Mean elf × 2 = Meaner Elves
REM = Razor Edged Meaner Street.

 

[Murman]

Ratweiler
Ergo
Mini

Ratmandu
Ergo
Mini

 

[u812]

Rem could be recurve Ergo Meanstreet

 

[drift draft]

Dang Man glad you're ok! Thank goodness for your training and that JWB.
Those lil guys are real "Hog Skinners"

 

[drift draft]

Forsaken Hog Skinner

Forsaken Whiskey Skinner

Team Whiskey Assault

Whiskey Attack

Team Whiskey Attack

Whiskey Assault

Forsaken Boss Assault

Forsaken Boss Attack

Whiskey Aftermath

Whiskey Razor

Whiskey Jack

Anorexic Boss Jack

 

[drift draft]

10" jack hammer? One of your coach's was Jack. You were attacked while hammered. And all the numbers shown add up to 10.
3:30 + 3:30 = 6 + 2 kids + 2 elves = 10

If this isn't the answer it should be.

 

[Bigfattyt]

I decided to trim my beard back for New Year's.

It was getting. Pretty bushy.

 

[grogimus]

Note to self:
Need more booze. Always...

Razor = straight edge = wharncliffe
Mean elf × 2 = Meaner Elves
REM = Razor Edged Meaner Street.
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Do want. Much, do. Want?

 

[Private Klink]

drift draft, I like your reasoning!

 

[Blade Boss]

Jerry Busse the survivalist by using a method of deep meditation. Survival series on the way?

 

[tuica]

Gott Im Himmel! I think I need counseling....Have a safe and happy 2018 all. I purchased my last 2017 Busse off this forum on 31 December. Yay! And ready for more.

 

[clampdaddy]

“surviving the most violent of attacks, those made by vicious wild animals.”

= Forsaken Jungle Defender.

Badgers are pretty vicious animals. I think I'm going with Forsaken Badger Attack

 

[drift draft]

anorexic badger attack

 

[mpjustin]

Badgers are pretty vicious animals. I think I'm going with Forsaken Badger Attack

I’m going to take it one step further and call it a BAHBA Bad Ass Honey Badger Attack!!!

 

[JohnTheTexican]

This one's too easy. Elves giving a haircut? Obviously Elvis's haircut, which was a pompadour. The pompadour was named for Madame de Pompadour, who was the Mistress of Louis XV. So obviously, this is a 15-inch bladed Battle Mistress. That would be a super-sized MOAB, or a "King MOAB," if you will. Because Elvis was the King of Rock 'n' Roll, and Louis XV was the king of some European country. Or more properly "King's MOAB," because it's a mistress fit for a king (or the King), and not a mistress who is also a king (because that would be a queen).

Of course, it could be 15" overall, which would be the same as a BMe, but that wouldn't be as much fun.

 

[drift draft]

Your answer made my head hurt but that has to be right. Great job even if it's not right. It also partially explains this dream/vision I kept having last night.

 

[Boru13]

Looks like the elves gave Jerry the Light Brigade treatment