The first episode in "Where is Will Fennell?" was a beaut! Will came ashore on this Pacific Island only to find a TV crew filming some sort of Reality TV series. Since a sign over the crew headquarters mentioned something about "Survivor...", Will grabbed a pair of Cuda Maxx folders and asked if they needed help.
"Great," said the producer. "Imagine the last challenge with the three finalists on a high platform, wrists bound together, each with one of these monster knives." "Yeah, talk about immunity," answered the director, "and think of the ratings!"
Realising he was among lunatics, Will grabbed the knives and headed for the beach. There, he found a group attempting to build a shelter and showed them the Cuda Maxx folders. One somewhat retarded, evidently human primate managed to give himself a small cut. "Oooh," shrieked on of the females, "let me help." So saying she dropped her bikini bottoms, straddeled the cut hand and began showering both the cut and the Cuda Maxx. Reluctantly, Will snatched (no pun intended) the knife away and headed for his boat. "Talk about corrosion testing," he mumbled. "This'll convince even Forum members that D2 makes a helluva blade."
So that's it for now, stay tuned for Will's next adventure, and remember you read it here first on the Camillus Confidential.