Hunting. For bears. With a knife

Hunting bears with a knife is crazy but/and ...

  • I'll do it ... with pleasure

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  • I'd rather hang myself then face bear with a knife

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  • Shooting bears is as far as I go

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  • I will never kill bear unless in survival situation

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what..:eek: pigs are one thing...:o but there is no way in h@#l i would hunt a bear with a knife... those dudes are crazy....

see what too much vodka does to you....:)
 
I ran across a bear with a cub one time while hiking in PA. They were about 50 yd. above us on a fairly steep hill. They saw us about the same time we saw them.


They turned and walked away.


I crapped myself and forgot who I was for a half an hour.

Never did get my knife out, but if I had.........
 
Ya there is a difference between taking your best shot at surviving a likely deadly situation, and hunting.

I mean, obviously if I was attacked by ANYTHING and I had a knife I'm going to stab that s.o.b. until one of us is dead. That could be cat, bear, moose, dinosaur, whatever. If my options are A) certainly dying and B) probably dying but maybe get lucky and kill it first, I'll take B thank you.

Hunting, on the other hand, means you chose to take on a bear with a knife. No thanks.
 
This is just getting kind of silly I mean of course I hunt bear with a knife. Hell I use a slipjoint Case Hunter. I just stab them in the secret death spot I learned from my russian friends :D
 
Ems , come up to the Catskill Mtns and I'll teach you how to take care of a charging black bear .This is an old practice here. You must however be skilled , fast and have perfect timing !! As he reaches you wth mouth open you quickly reach into his mouth ,all the way down, and grab on to his tail .The you quickly pull back and that will turn the bear inside out and he will no longer be a threat !
As far as bear hunting in Russia ,Tolstoy wrote of his experiences hunting with a muzzle loading rifle.It was a disaster and he never hunted again ! You might be able to find the story on the internet.
 
I think I'd have better luck hunting for a parking place with a knife. When someone cuts ahead of me to slip into the parking spot I had my eye on, I'll brandish a large, evil looking knife and tell 'em to clear out. It might be extreme, but it would be more practical (and certainly more intelligent) than bear hunting with a blade. :)
 
I'd defintiely go after a care bear with a knife you stab em right in the little shamrock or happy sun face ..they drop like a sack...
 
those russkies ( me being partly one and having been around them across the sea) are a funny, intellectual and very primitive sort. I do not doubt that this situation had occured- i just find the reasoning for it to be distasteful. i once saw a group od drunk russians dancing on top of a very large turtle. the turtle was in a world of SH'''' because it was just pulled out of the water. One ruuskie got on top of this beautiful turtle and unloaded a hand gun into it while the others toated him. The turtle was left there dead-for no reason except that it happend to be in the wrong spot and the wrong time. Russian logic? Killing a bear with a knife to proof how tough you are or how crazy you are is just another example of a unjustified killing of a innocence creature for the propping up a mans ego. This guy must have some serious insecurity problems to want to proof himself in such a way. i think he is an idiot. im no lefty--far from it, but i do believe in honor. sorry i kinda went off on a tangent there but im gonna click post message anyway. thanks mark
 
One of the first post I read on here several years ago was some dude asking for the best knife to fight a bear with as he was going hiking in bear country. I dont remember who made the reply but it was basically " Get a dull one so it wont hurt so bad when the bear shoves it up your a$$"---Ive been a member ever since!--KV
 
I salute whomever is man enough to go after a bear with just a knife and a stick. To the tree huggers who find that unethical- good Lord. If that's not "ethical" hunting, I don't know what is. It certainly gives the bear a fighting chance!

Personally, I like to hunt polar bears with an 8-ball dropped in a sock.
 
a knife a stick and a bunch a guys with rifles just in case the bear gets the better of em.was this guy actually going hunting or lookin for a fight? who cares-- i tried to fight a baby brown bear on kodiac island- i took her out with a drop kick- when the mom got upset i pile drived her big old arsh--who ever needs a knife to take a bear down is a wuss
 
Well in Africa the Massi tribe to kill lions with a spear to become a man.. Some of them actualy would use a VERY large knife. Using a knife would raise you even higher. But lets not forget they practiced the killing technic for ages and know how to do it.. As for bears... Im sure someone out there might figured out a way to set up the bear for the killing blow. Smart i dont think so but i do have faith in the human nature to be stupid enough.. Come on even boars no one just corners them for the kill. Man with a knife and the boar staring down at each other. I were told that you use dogs to pin him down first. Then you stab him.. Maybe they do something like that with bears. Use some rope to help keep him down.. Then lets not forget the liquid courage in the bottle. Russian do love that bottle.

Sasha
 
kvaughn said:
One of the first post I read on here several years ago was some dude asking for the best knife to fight a bear with as he was going hiking in bear country. I dont remember who made the reply but it was basically " Get a dull one so it wont hurt so bad when the bear shoves it up your a$$"---Ive been a member ever since!--KV
Click to expand...

Perhaps I should merge this with the "Blade Storage" thread??? :p
 
Brian thats just not right.... It took me some time to stop laughing.. Now i cant take the mental pic out of my head .......
. I once got way to close to a brown bear didnt realy know there was a bear...when he stood up and looked me in the eye.. My heart droped... Yes i got pics to prove it too... Did any one realy pay attention to the size of the claws lol..

Sasha
 
I frequently hunt Bears with only canned vegetables. My preference is canned pea's. Heres my technique. I wait till mid winter and go out on a frozen lake, there I cut a hole in the ice, and in the hole I dump the can of Pea's. Close buy I wait hidden. When a Bear comes out to investigate they will bend over to take a pea, and I rush out and kick them in the ice-hole.

Ain't no Russkie going to out drink, out cuss, out fight, or out lie this old Marine.
 
youall are terrin me up- i havent lafted this hard in a long time man. thank s
SASHA i was trying to say i want more vodka.
 
heck man thats not russian...
Ya hacho Esho Vodka.

BikerMike. I have a friend that used to be an enginer on a boat called Hero. They used to sail to Alaska as soon as the ice would break.. One the first places they would always stop would be at a russian base. They would be the first ones the russians would see after the winter.. They would party for 3-4 days. Drink and eat. He said they had the most fun. But then it was in the late 60s and early 70s.

Sasha
 
shortly after the Cold War ended I was in a port next to a Russian ship. They welcomed us like old friends, then tried to BS us to death, Then the Wodka came out, and we drank, then we fought, ran from the Shore patrol, then we drank some more. Finally we parted like old friends. It was the most fun I almost remember having.
 
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