I call this snark Vera. Get your snarks here!

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Everybody here was fathered by someone else here. We're all inbred.

Tradewater is getting ready to star in a new reality tv hit series.
It's called 427 Beckerhead Kids and Counting...
 
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Quiet day...

Wife has the day off and went grocery shopping... But asked me to go for the company on the ride there and back... Now I'm just sitting in the car waiting for her to finish...

I did run into the liquor store and grabbed a bottle of crown royal XO. They had it on sale for 38 and I haven't tried that one yet..

I like the voxer app on this phone though... Makes it walkie talkie like lol

..... Uh.... That's all I got...
 
Not I...
I was an immaculate consnarktion...

That's just what you were told so the bum that fathered you doesn't have to claim you. Maury Povich could give up doing episodes about teen sluts and guess the tranny and only focus on us for the rest of his life.
 
You need alcohol.

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Done got a good buzz goin'. Ordered pizza. Life is good.

This is what always happens. Except for when your kid has food allergies.....oh, well. I got a little one going, too....but cooked dinner for the kids and had a salad instead. Too many beer calories that I needed to compensate for.

You need alcohol.

Quoted for absolute and unassailable truth.
 
dinner was cornbread waffles smothered in homemade chili and shredded cheese.
dessert was a Kansas Territory Brewing Co "Time Portal breakfast brown ale"

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
 
I use Weather Watcher, and it says the low will be 999° tonight, haha.

Same here. I checked all over the US and a few places in Europe and they are all forecast for 999. Hopefully that doesn't mean the world is ending. If it does mean that, it was good knowing everyone! Lol
 
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