I almost forgot, I need to tell you guys this dream I had last night about skinwalkers.
So me and my buddy are out camping and we're in the tent sleeping.
At Zero Snark 30 we starting hearing something and I wake him up.
We grab the Mosin and the Shotgun and flashlights and head out.
About 10 minutes later we're like 'well I don't see anything thing...'
Then we hear this little girl SCREAMING, like she's being fricking murdered.
So we start running through the woods towards the sound to try seeing if she needs help.
SSo we get closer and I stop dead and my tracks and I look at my buddy and say, 'Jared, wait.' He stops and looks at me.
'What in the hell would a little girl being out here in the woods this late'
We have this oh Shit look and then this happens.
In a loud voice we start hearing this little girls voice wrap around us saying over and over and over, ' WHO ARE YOU, PLAY WITH ME'.
I frantically start shining my light everywhere trying to see what the hell is going on.
there this thing stands and I turn my buddy physically towards it, it's standing maybe 6ft tall, 140 pounds, about 25-30 feet away from me.
It's knees were inverted and it was completely hairless and clotheless, and had this crooked toothed smile ear to ear with it's eyelids sown closed.
We raise our shotgun and rifle and start unloading and reloading and unloading on this thing.
It disappears with no freaking bloodtrail so we run like hell back to camp, pack as fast as humanly possible and start running towards my car 2 miles away.
About a mile into the run back we hear this voice surround us, again it's a little girl voice.
'Where are you going, WHY WON'T YOU PLAY WITH ME', we start firing in the direction of the voices and book it to my car.
Pack our gear in the car and I hop in the driver seat and me and Jared look at eachother scared shitless and in the woods I could see his damn ear to rear crooked toothy smile and we floored it home.
God what a terrifying dream.