I lost my entire collection.

Why is everyone so keen on thinking my Mom took my knives because they're "scawy and pointy"? I legitimately lost my entire collection on a dumb little situation. Also every knife I owned save for birthday and Christmas presents I paid for on my own.
 
Showler said:
Lol no Mom didn't take them. Dad didn't either. They're aware of the hobby but it was my stupidity that lost them.
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Dude, why the wishy-washy secret?

Did you straight up LOSE the collection? Have it all in a bag to show off and leave it somewhere? Stolen? Fall into a volcano?
 
I'll be posting a new threa since most of you guys believe either my parents took my collection or I'm some shifty criminal.
 
MrPocketsOfSteel said:
How much is a quarter pound or pound of pot nowadays? I sense a drug deal gone bad. Was maybe going to trade knives for some good herb but Herb decided he liked your knives and his herb. I sense something very good here if not we can make it a good story, that I promise you.:D
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OP: "You got the ditch weed?"

Disreputable Cutlery Guy: "You got the 670$ worth of Spydercos, Benchmades, and Gerbers?"

OP: "Yeah, it's all there"

Disreputable Cutlery Guy: "Give me the steel and I'll go get your smoke. It's over there.... way over there"

*2 hours later weedless and without blade, OP makes a post about losing his knife collection. He wants to drink his capri-sun but getting that straw in the pouch is so hard without his trusty Bear Grylls folder.

Sound legit?
 
Showler said:
Why is everyone so keen on thinking my Mom took my knives because they're "scawy and pointy"? I legitimately lost my entire collection on a dumb little situation. Also every knife I owned save for birthday and Christmas presents I paid for on my own.
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Lost them as payment of a gambling debt? Come on man.

One day you'll look back on this and... Still be pissed it happened, at least let us laugh about it now.
 
Showler said:
I'll be posting a new threa since most of you guys believe either my parents took my collection or I'm some shifty criminal.
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Just tell us the entire story and people will stop making ridiculous assumptions.
 
Showler said:
I'll be posting a new threa since most of you guys believe either my parents took my collection or I'm some shifty criminal.
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Come on man we're just having fun. We all I know it sucks to loose your collection, look at how many threads there are about loosing one knife. We're just making up funny situations since you keep stringing it along. Want to shut us up and get some more sincere condolences? Tell us the legit story bro!
 
Showler said:
I'll be posting a new threa since most of you guys believe either my parents took my collection or I'm some shifty criminal.
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It's alright dude. We're just speculating, so much illegitimate information online that the burden of proof is on you for anything you say. What is your end game here though? We can all sympathize with your circumstances, but without knowing what happened nobody can really help, or even be confident in believing the story. Not saying you're being dishonest, it's just the way it is on the Internet. You ever watch Catfish?

ETA- There are currently 39 users browsing this thread. (14 members and 25 guests) -- The Stage is yours OP. This is the biggest audience I believe I've ever seen.
 
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So my last post was about me losing my collection and I didn't specify how. This mistake lol led to some fun accusations. It ranged from a psycho ex wife (which I don't have), getting drunk and having them stolen by a one night stand (also not true), a shifty drug deal gone wrong (sober since birth), or my "mommy" took them and my pr0n with them too.

Firstly my pr0n is safe and sound hahaha. Just kidding don't care for the stuff.

Secondly my parents are aware and are indifferent to my knife collection. They really could care less about what I collect as log as it isn't illegal.

Finally I lost my knife collection in the stupidest way possible which is why I was reluctant to share.

I lost them trying to sell some to a friend. I was short on cash and he was interested in a few so I packed em up with me to bring over to his place. What I did was I set them in the back of my Dads truck to go get something from the house and when I came back they were gone. End of story.
 
This whole thing has made me laugh more than anything. I love the fun situations you guys came up with and I apologize for being so vague. I just felt really dumb.
 
There are over 40 people watching the other thread. You truly had a chance at Epicness OP, why skip out?? Somebody needs to combine this with the rightful thread :)

Sorry for your loss, it's not that stupid really. Just a lapse in judgement and a criminal. Do you have any pictures of your now stolen collection?
 
I didn't take pictures although my dad has filed a report. He's a police officer. Hopefully they'll be returned but if not I'll just try and rebuild.
 
Showler said:
I didn't take pictures although my dad has filed a report. He's a police officer. Hopefully they'll be returned but if not I'll just try and rebuild.
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What were some of the models in your collection? You could keep an eye on Craiglist and local pawn shops, if they come up you'll notice them
 
pure klutz move, you should always keep tools locked when they're in the back of a truck unless you want them to grow legs and walk away.
 
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