I need a kick ass strider knife

[Thomason]

On a more serious note here guys, the Strider Tiger is NOT a fantasy knife. It was designed with one specific purpose and mission in mind. If you can figure it out great but if you can't don't worry ,it just wasn't designed for your average Joe on the streets

Ah yes, now I remember why I joined the USN, intellegent conversation amongst adults. You can cancel my membership here to the junior knife forum for adolesent idiots that don't know shit but think they do....:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

I'm just an average Joe and since you seem so knowledgeable about these exotic designs, could you enlighten me as to the specific purpose of this model before you leave?

 

[Cliff Stamp]

The thing has maybe 3 inches of functional edge, which is pretty much made useless by the rest of the 2 pounds of steel behind it getting in the way.

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

 

[BuckyKatt]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

That's the funniest thing you've ever posted.

 

[korbiaka]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

Where the hell did that come from!!! Your the next Bob Sagat!!! :thumbup:

 

[WarRaven]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

Omg, funny as hell i agree.

Glad i bothered to check this one again.

WR

 

[G3]

Awesome! I didn't want to degrade the conversation, but since you've left it's time to do so.

Be honest...is that knife meant to be used by waving it over your head and saying "By the power of Greyskull..."

BLASPHEMY!

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

 

[nozh_scrap]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

OMG I AM TEH IGNORANT!

lol @ Cliff. :thumbup:

 

[locomike]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

Best. Post. Ever.:thumbup:

 

[SIFU1A]

They dont give masters degrees to dumbasses.

now dont get me wrong dont mean anything derogatory to you nozh, but

that statement is debatable even more so with PhD's lol.

also i think cliffs post is a good 1,

 

[Temper]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

Made my day, At first I thought it was heading in another direction, completely threw me. Superb! :thumbup:

 

[nozh_scrap]

now dont get me wrong dont mean anything derogatory to you nozh, but

that statement is debatable even more so with PhD's lol.

also i think cliffs post is a good 1,

Haha...I know man, I agree with ya. I'm not one of those, and I was just fired up about this dude cracking on me like I was some punk ass 13 year old or something.

 

[Halfneck]

Cripes! That is a great post, that came out of left field, by Cliff.

 

[USAFSP]

That Fastsig dude is really funny too. I bet he is neither fast nor does he own a Sig, but yearns to be. Cliff, that is the best knife review you have ever done. I think I may have to go out and buy one now. Bastid....LOL

 

[MD13]

WOW!!!

Cliff = BEST POST EVER!!! hahahahah

Talk about out of the blue. That made my day. :thumbup:

 

[USAFSP]

Cliff is one of my new favorite posters now. Anytime I see a Malldorkish ninja post I think I will send him a link to it and let him go to work. On another note, I have started to wear my interceptor vest outside my house on a daily basis since I have been posting in this thread, because I have a feeling that some ghost recon types are now after me. Bump.... Oh man what was that noise?..... Hey guys, I am scared.... If I could only find the real use for the Tiger I would feel safe.

 

[tarmix101]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

By far the funniest thing I have read on the forum. LMAO!!!!!

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

That Fastsig dude is really funny too. I bet he is neither fast nor does he own a Sig, but yearns to be. Cliff, that is the best knife review you have ever done. I think I may have to go out and buy one now. Bastid....LOL

I think "Fastsig" is short for "Fast Signature"- It means he can sign his name very quickly. Truly an impressive achievement.:thumbup:

 

[USAFSP]

Damn that is a slick play on words.... :barf: I wish I was that witty. But that is why I have you Rat. :Big Brotherly Love Hug:

 

[fulloflead]

You are showing your true ignorance here, I would have thought it was obvious. Vampires need beheading to be truely deanimated, hence the heading edge, however Zombies are not overly effected by sharp edges and the large cutout behind the main edge is used for limb control and general body manipulation as even the walking dead can be joint locked.

What is often left out of the description is that the quenching of the blade is performed in a silver nitride solution of holy water so it also works well on werewolves and demons. There is also a special edition which has been "harmonically balanced" (TM) so that when a powerful blow has been struck and your opponent deanimated, the vibrations induced in the blade are exactly tuned so it screams "Lick my sack!"

-Cliff

ROTFLMFAO!

That was sheer poetry. :thumbup:

..

 

[USAFSP]

OK I think we scared them all away with our big bad internet mouths. Yay, I am officially now a computer tough guy.