I want a "Tactilol" Knife!

Basp2005 said:
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This is so amazingly bad. A light, a rope/seatbelt cutter, a glass breaker, and the "special force" logo. I used to work in an outdoor store, and we would have so many people come in asking for "tactical" this and that. Someone once asked me for a "tactical water filter". I hope the look on my face described my level of disgust.
 
hhmoore said:
Check out the Zombie Hammer "products"...if you dare.
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I dared.

I like their legal disclaimer.

As for their products ... eh ... good for a laugh, especially that ... thing ... based on a chainsaw. I've seen palm fronds with sharper teeth.
 
That light can shine around corners!!! Give it a red lens and tacticool no doubt!
 
SCWillson said:
Not, at least, until you're on trial:

Defendant: So I stabbed him with my Mutilator® and he screamed and puked up blood. It was awesome, your honor!

Prosecutor: The prosecution rests, your honor.

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Why I hope I never get arrested. :p
 
I hope this thread never ends. These things are just gloriously hideous.


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These are all excellent suggestions.

The only choice is to get them all and strap them on with bandoleers.
 
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