If you were kidnapped,...

Rosie O' Fatass, so the frenzied masses would finally rid the world of her libtarded, lard infested, socialistic shit-mouth. If I couldn't bring her I'd bring Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinswine, or Bloomberg..............
 
Sasha is not a troll and -- Doc -- your tank idea SUQS :D 'cause you'd need a gunner, but you only get one thing. So there. ;)
 
Thank you so much Master Q. Just for that I would let you join my hord until your first mistake then its dinner.

sasha the just
 
I would want a fast car or a nice apartment.
Maybe a pound of heroin to put all the rioters to sleep.
Maybe I'd judt like a friendly face and a good personality. Then everyone would like me so much they would help me get whatever I wanted.
I've actually been in a few riots and all you need is the ability to walk away.
 
All I would want is a Brigade of these blokes.
They would look after any unforseen events.
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I see now I may have misuderstood your initial post. That's a very sensitive subject for me partly because of the lack of support here in our country and the media bashing our Heroes. Not to mention people like Rosie O' Fatass like charliedontsurf mentioned. Please accept my humble apology for the misuderstanding and harsh words. It can be very hard to understand when someone is writing and can't give a response immediately and it was rash of me to jump to any conclusion without asking you what you meant by your comment.
 
Hi Fedaykincmndr. There is no reason for the apology. I read my post and i could see how it would look in a diffrent light. I gave too long of rant in the post too. I knew someone that was kidnapped by Arabs. Yes he was lucky he got out alive. I guess that what got the long rant out of me.
A hand shake between men is enough.

Sasha
 
Er, just thought of another thing you could use in such a situation: the power of being invisible :D
 
just to get this out of the way...

definition of hero:

1 a : a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability b : an illustrious warrior c : a man admired for his achievements and noble qualities d : one that shows great courage

this does NOT apply to every a) fireman b) policeman c) solider ...
 
bladefan: Definitions c and d apply to nearly EVERY Soldier, Sailor, Airman, or Marine I've ever served with or met. Notice I said NEARLY. It takes great courage to face what they do day in and day out. An outstanding acheivment is enlisting in wartime knowing you may face death (or enlisting at all for that matter as the threat is very real) and getting through boot camp (now it's a little iffy on that one :D). Noble. That's enought said there. Willing to sacrifice your life for the greater good. Jumping on a grenade so that two junior Marines can go home to their families (e.g. Cpl Dunham, look him up; I proudly served with him) That's what nobility is.

Bottom line is, that you can use Webster or any dictionary you like all day long, but that doesn't mean jack when rounds are coming down range or when a man watches his best friend die and still fights. In the case of my boss, when an entire PLT is killed down to 4 men and they take the hill they were ordered to take (Vietnam). That's a hero in my book. I don't see anything in your profile about having served or not so I'm not sure, unless you can state otherwise, you're in the position to be claiming who is and is not a hero.

I know it seems I'm trying to stir the pot, but I'm not. I feel that not enough is being said to defend our Countrie's HEROES. Thus, if this is the place in which I can defend them, I will, as I can't be there in the flesh.


sasha: Thank you for being so understanding. I really can't say what that means to me. Honestly. Handshake accepted and wholeheartedly returned.
 
I know it seems I'm trying to stir the pot, but I'm not. I feel that not enough is being said to defend our Countrie's HEROES. Thus, if this is the place in which I can defend them, I will, as I can't be there in the flesh.

I don't think your trying to stir the pot. I think you're speaking what you believe is The Truth, and that's a good and noble thing to do. :thumbup:
 
In the spirit of the original question of this thread I reckon I'd choose a Leatherman Supertool or it's Victorinox equivalent. My MO would be to E & E and a good solid multi-tool would help in multiple ways as well as being a decent last ditch weapon

Cheating slightly - I reckon I'd choose a good quality hard-tailed mountain bike. I could move fast and silently and pedal out of trouble. I could also pick it up and carry it up stairs or over fences. I reckon the fastest non-motorised way from A- to B in almost any situation would be a mountain bike.
 
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