I'm Off to See The Gerbil

Sounds like you're really gonna be busy, Judy. Whatever you do... don't let the Gerbil talk you into betting the ponies. But if you do, stay away from the grey horses or any that remotely look gerbilish! :D
My hat is off to you! :thumbup:
 
I'm getting visions of June Cleaver. I can see her dancing around cleaning the gerbster's cage wearing heals and pearls. WOW:D
 
uncle Alan said:
Ladylove,you're a gold member now ! You could Pm me a picture,please !


Uncle Alan :D
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Ain't no way, Uncle Alan. I happen to have a very good idea what you might do once you would receive my picture :jerkit: and again, I'll take the zero. :cool:

Judy
 
Random said:
I'm getting visions of June Cleaver. I can see her dancing around cleaning the gerbster's cage wearing heals and pearls. WOW:D
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Um.......I can wear my 5" ankle strap CFM black patent leather stilletos, and I can wear my pearls....... but do you REALLY think that is a wise choice of attire when I will be completely, and I mean completely, unchaperoned around the demented gerbil?

I think not.

I am considering driving onto the Marine Base and buying myself some camies, and boots, and slicking my hair back with Brylcream so that I look like a very butch bulldyke lesbo chick. That would freak VG out so much that I would be safe all weekend. Of course, I'd have to change back into my girly-girl clothes ASAP so that I don't freak myself out. Besides, what if a real butch bulldyke lesbo chick hit on me? :eek:

Judy
 
Random said:
I'm getting visions of June Cleaver. I can see her dancing around cleaning the gerbster's cage wearing heals and pearls. WOW:D
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I'm thinking more along the lines of a Victoria's Secret "Naughty Maid's" outfit. I'm pretty sure that VG would like to see Judy wearin' somethin' like that as she's bending over to clean his place...(I know that I'd like to see THAT.).:D.:D.
 
Esav Benyamin said:
No, it wouldn't. You haven't seen the v a m p i r e g e r b i l yet, have you?
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Well....... I have not see him in person. But I have seen plenty of photos from his website, including pictures of Lorena.

Oh..... and he also had emailed me a photo of HIS gold member...... a lovely sight to behold. And I will NOT be holding it.

Yes, it could be scarey. But I'm a woman and I'll handle it. Wait, no, I am NOT going to handle it. I mean I'll deal with it. Hum...... isn't that the same thing? Dang.

Alrighty then - I'll be just fine and I will try not to scream and run in terror when I see VG.

Judy
 
Totally Judy said:
Oh..... and he also had emailed me a photo of HIS gold member...... a lovely sight to behold. And I will NOT be holding it.
Yes, it could be scarey. But I'm a woman and I'll handle it. Wait, no, I am NOT going to handle it. I mean I'll deal with it. Hum...... isn't that the same thing? Dang.
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Judy, you crack me up. :)
 
glockman99 said:
I'm thinking more along the lines of a Victoria's Secret "Naughty Maid's" outfit. I'm pretty sure that VG would like to see Judy wearin' somethin' like that as she's bending over to clean his place...(I know that I'd like to see THAT.).:D.:D.
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Glockman, do you think I am STUPID? Do you think I would bend over in front of a demented and perverted gerbil? My mother taught me better than that.

Not even if he were in a cage like Hannibal Lecter. His Gerbilness is quite cunning and a distant relative of Mighty Mouse. He may possess Super Hero powers that we are not yet aware of.

I'm not taking ANY chances. No bending over by me, no sirree.....

Judy
 
He may possess Super Hero powers that we are not yet aware of.
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He does possess Super Hero powers and we are aware of it.
You'll find out!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
Esav Benyamin said:
He does possess Super Hero powers and we are aware of it.
You'll find out!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Uh-oh......do you think I should reconsider my trip to Pahrump next week? A Super-Powered Gerbilness. Whatever is a woman to do?????

I'll just take a big Gerbil-trap, baited with peanut butter and chocolate syrup. Once he gets his big toe caught, he will be crying so hard that I will be safe!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Judy
 
I just talked to Albert, the Director of the Visiting Angels. Dave had actually called him this morning. A good sign.

I informed Albert that I was coming out next week to help Dave out, etc. etc. Albert asked where I was staying and I told him and I mentioned that I would NOT be bringing Dave back to my hotel room. I think Albert was a little concerned that I was going to be spending the weekend alone with a man I had never met and that I could possibly be setting myself up to be in a dangerous situation.

I reassured him that Dave would never harm me, no matter how sick and perverted he is. AND...... that should I be wrong and he did harm me in some way (which won't happen), that Dave would have the Bastids to answer to.

Dave is Dave, and I think I know him well enough to know that he is truly a man with a heart of gold and he would never harm anyone, unless of course it was in self-defense, etc.

He would never harm me. Besides, he's just a rodent. ;)

Albert and I are going to try to get together on Sunday afternoon, depending on when he gets back from a trip to California. We might even end up meeting in Barstow, or maybe Baker. We'll play phone tag. I think I need to sign a "good faith" paper, but the rest of the confidential type paperwork will be signed by Dave. I am just signing to guarantee payment.

That's all the news that's fit to print today.

Judy
 
Esav Benyamin said:
He's just a rodent with fangs. [insert bloodchilling snarl]
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Oh great. Now I am going to get rabies. And maybe fleas. I don't want to go through that series of rabies shots.

How about you going in my place next Saturday? Does that sound good to you? You have lots of knives you could use to protect yourself against the F-A-N-G-S.

Judy
 
Totally Judy...If I wasn't so damn poor, I'd offer to go with you, and you & I could share a motel room together...But that's all I can say about THAT, since this isn't one of our "adult forums".:D.:D.
 
This is it! My journey into Gerbil-land.......I bet it is gonna be an E-Ticket weekend, fer sure. VG called me about an hour ago to see if I was already on my way. Are you KIDDING? I was in serious sleepville. But I was glad he woke me up so I could jump up and load up and take a shower.

Dave is naturally a bit concerned about me arriving safely, as today is the anniversay of Stacie's accident and death. I assured him that I would get to his place as fast as I SAFELY could and that I would call him if something slowed me down, i.e. flat tire or some other unexpected event.

I know he's doing okay because he asked me if I could bring him a carton of Marlboro Red 100's !!!!!

Wish me a safe journey, wish me safe with the rodent, and hopefully you will be hearing from his this afternoon or evening if I am able to get his computer hooked up and online.

Hasta la vista, BAAAAAAAAAAAABY!

Judy The Golden.
 
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