It's Official!!!!!!!

I gotta get in on this one:

1. Why are there so many QC issues with Emerson knives? I bought one 200 years ago, and the lockup was bad. This means all of em' suck.
2. I am Don Rearic's love slave:p
3. I post under 10 different names and am a psycho taint licker!:barf:
 
Hey guys, dont know what you are talking about?
Knives?
Dont like knives!
They should all be illegal!










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:barf:




:rolleyes:
 
Knife Reviewing: Who the the hell is Dexter Ewing and why should I care what he thinks? :D
 
I'm in the hospital because I was attacked by a Leatherman Wave Screwdriver-- and it was sharp!!!! With nobody wielding it!

Then suddenly, I saw the attacker, and I acted.

Thinking quickly, I pulled out my official super-duper SEAL-sponsored serrated ball shaver, and shaved his nads right quick!

It took the fight right out of him, and he suddenly wanted to come home with me, was all friendly suddenly. That scared me more than the attack! So, I called the police, and he went to prison, where he is now truly happy.

Glad I'm okay. The newspapers never got wind of it.

Signed,

TTO.
 
People who collect knives are sick and dangerous people with weapon fetishes. Are you going to kill someone with that HUGE Spyderco Cricket? Why do they need to be so sharp? Why do you freaks carry a knife, are you looking to get hurt? I use my fists in a fight, not like you wimpy knife weirdo's


(:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )

I hear this daily...
 
There was this old dude from Maine named Scabegal, I think, and he made some really Kewl knifes. How can I get one:p:D?
 
Who the hell are these guys Moran and Loveless to charge that kind of money for a crummy knife????????
Bob
 
I want to buy a knife for my nephew. What's the best knife for a 5 year old ? I was thinking about getting him a butterfly knife.
 
What do you mean your Sebenza is better than my china-steel lock back? My knife is just as dull as the day i bought it! you could, you could cut yourself walking about with a sharp knife! :eek:

ps someone said i should get 'POS rip-off' engraved on the blade, does anyone know where i could get this done? Will it be cheap?

Great thread Buzzbait :D
 
I just bought a "Crapping Tiger, Sh!tting Dragon" commemorative Katana from an auction site, and I was wondering if you could tell me the approximate value of it? They said it was made with authentic Chinese child labor, and the handle was wrapped in genuine unwaxed dental floss once used by an authentic Asian crime lord. why are those plain, ugly Rob Criswell swords so expensive, when I can get this quality piece of pot metal for a meager $10?? I was also wondering if all collectible swords are left untempered like mine?
 
Bladeforums.com has a ZERO TOLERANCE policy towards trolls.

I am now going to ban everyone who posted in this thread and I'm starting with Spark and myself.

Don't laugh trolls, you're next!

:D
 
If I were you, I'd SUE whoever made that defective, dangerous blade! Make them pay for their incompetence.

Karl
 
For $10. . .I can puchase 5 cardboard box cutters and 3 screwdrivers ! U'ens are sick for spending that kinda moolah on a knife !


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I really wish that I knew that before I threw away several thousands of dollars.

;)
 
Dex is a fat guy in a skinny suit that makes Darrel Ralph look like Twiggy in her prime. :D
 
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