It's Official!!!!!!!

Yeah, right. And everything I say makes sense, and works for everyone. I could take you all on bare handed, and hogtied. Nobody can stop the invincible social chameleon! Mwuhahahahahahahah!
 
What knife to use to cut off your own arm so you could legally keep the swithcblade that was shipped to you by accident?
 
Well now I see how things work around here. The old boy's system. A new guy like me has some different opinions and you all jump on him and call him a troll. Well you can all frig off and die you bunch of frigging a##holes.
 
SOME PEOPLE AT BLADE FORUMS IS LEADING A DEEP DARK VILE CONSPIRACY!! THEY ARE SLOWLY BRAINWASHING YOU ALL!!! DAY BY DAY, MOMENT BY MOMENT YOU ARE ASSIMILATING THIER EVIL, TREACHEROUS WAYS!! YOU MUST PROTECT YOURSELF!! THE ONLY PROTECTION AVAILABLE IS MY TINFOIL HELMET, LIFE PRESERVER, AND THE RUBBER DUCKY THAT I KEEP UP MY RECTUM AT ALL TIMES TO KEEP THEM FROM FORCING ME TO INSERT A PROBE TO STEAL MY THOUGHTS!! IT'S TRUE!!! I SCREWED MYSELF AT BLADEFORUMS, AND IT IS EVERYONES FAULT BUT MINE!! ALL FIFTEEN OR SIXTEEN THOUSAND BLADEFORUM MEMBERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING ME SCREW MYSELF!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!! WE ALL HAVE A GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO SPAM AND SELL KNIVES ALL OVER BLADEFORUMS!! DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT THAT SPARK GUY SAYS, HE ALWAYS ACTS LIKE HE OWNS THIS PLACE OR SOMETHING!! JOIN ME IN MY REBELLION!! SAVE THE WORLD!!!

oh dear....now it's time for my meds....

sincerely yours,
Jonll reincarnation #115
 
I am so pissed at Kershaw's legal department. I am not supposed to have an automatic, I'm an engineer, not a cop. Why did they send me this auto Boa? I'm gonna sue.
 
I bet most of the dorks who buy Swiss Army knives don't really belong to the Swiss Army at all. They're just a bunch of pathetic wannabees playing soldier.
 
posted by buzzbait

7. Fixed blades aren’t as strong as folders
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I've got to agree I've never broken any of my 1" blade POS folders using them as prybars. I must of broken 1 or 2 fixed blades trying to cut steel I-beams. :rolleyes:





Posted by Dexter

Yeah, that guy don't know jack anyway!!
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Dex You do know Jack. It's his brother Frank you don't know. :D
 
Why would somebody pay all that money for a knife, and then take it out & use it?!
 
Ahhh.... Replies like this do a heart good. It’s all very therapeutic. Maybe we should have a flame fest thread every month?

Now piss off!!! 420-J2 rules!!!! :barf:
 
I just received a knife I bought off of Ebay, It's called a Spyderco and it is, without question, the most idiotic design I have ever seen. The morons that designed this knife put the lanyard hole in the blade! On top of that they made the lanyard hole about half an inch in diameter! I guess I'll start using 3/8 inch poly as lanyard material! Jeez, how stupid can people be?
 
Originally posted by m@thew
How could you even think about spending more than $10 on a knife??? ;)
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How could you even think about spending more than $50CDN for a full set of kitchen knifes in Wal-Mart?
:rolleyes:
 
Anybody who buys a $400 knife is obviously a gay keyboard commando. I am NOT a troll and if you don't agree, then that makes YOU the troll. I've been here at BF for at least a month now and know whereof I speak.

Did I mention that Emersons suck?
 
Does anyone else have problems with their slipjoints failing the spine whack test ? I threw every single one of my friggin' POS slipjoints in the trash this morning.
 
All you fans of knives that fold in the middle are crazy! Don't you know they can close up on ya? You should all carry great big bowies, or Battle mistresses. Especially if you work in an office. How ya gonna get them letters open with them little bitty folders?
 
Sharpen? You guys sharpen your knives? Don't you know you can buy these "POS" pakastani knives by the gross and never have to sharpen again. Get with the program! :D
 
While I was leaving the mall on my way to skip school in the woods, I was attacked by 3 mallninjas who cut my arm off with a Spyderco Civilian and stole my Panerai watches (serial numbers available on website), my Lamborghini, and my unmarked Emersons. I was lucky enough to have my Barrett .50 with me in my pocket and I shot them all at once (they were standing in single file). I then ran into the woods and killed a bear with a rusty Mauser bayonet. My 13-year-old girlfriend got drunk and I don't have a police report.
 
What is a Custom knife :). My dictionary says ... :eek:
 
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