It's Official!!!!!!!

Hey, dudes! You don't have to, like, spend lots of money on steel. I just bought the biggest thing I could find in my BudK catalogue. If I'm attacked I'll just, like, wave it around and scare em $hitless!
 
Im new here. What's the best knife steal?

How many knifes do you have?

What knife should I get for my husband/wife/girlfriend/son/daughter/neighbor/postman/therapist?

I was using a Spyderco Q to gut a deer and the blade broke. What should I do?
 
Tjongejonge hebben jullie nou echt niks beters te doen sufferds...
Koop toch gewoon een Wenger-kopie op de markt voor twee knaken.

:D Dutch trolling... :D
 
My mom was a navy seal in WWII, And she told me that she always carried an imperial 2 blade jack with cracked ice handles. One time she was up on a hill and she looked down and saw 8 enemy soldiers coming up the hill twords her. She had a sixpack of beer and a revolver with 6 bullets. She quickly downed the brewskies and when the enemy got close enough, She shot 6 of them and killed the other 2 with her trusty Imperial(using the small pen blade because she didn't want to dull the large clip point). They learned not to mess with Mom when she was drinking!:p
 
What is this kydex? Don't you know pleather and cordura rule.

I can't stab with my Civilian, Matriarch, Rescue, and Mariner. The mall ninjas say I should return it to the maker.

BTW, where can I get a puukko with a blade catcher and spiked knuckleguard?
 
I thought the word was KONDUM. No wonder the sheath makers thought I was nuts.

I think knives suck, they are sharp and people can cut themselves. They serve no pupose but to kill and injure.
CASE IN POINT: Yesterday I was hugging a tree. It appears that someone had "whittled" a heart in the tree many years ago and I got a splinter. Knives, a dangerous weapon of mass-destruction.

ANOTHER case that proves knives are very, very dangerous. I saw this man with this very large knife with a four inch blade. Now that is simply far too large a blade to carry without a permit issued by the Government after a full back-ground test, Polygraph, urinalysis, pscyh test, photos, fingerprints and a $5,000 tax. THIS MAN who clearly did not undergo any of the above took out this enormous knife with at least a four inch blade and cut a piece of rope. But I discovered that the knife actually was a bomb disgusied as a knife as the man called it a "TNT" and said it was indestructable.

AND finally, I overheard two clearly ultra-conseratives (very short hair, clean clothes, but wearing sneakers) talking in code about knives. One asked the other what type of "EDC" did he carry. NOW I know "EDC" must stand for Extremely destructive compound. Then I heard the code words "Onions and Mayo".

This must be stopped, call your Congressman now. Outlaw knives with a blade lenghth over one-inch ASAP. Before you know it someone is going to make a knife that actually FOLDS. When this happens, we are all in big trouble.

Time for my meds....................Ira

Knives are very very bad for you. I go in peace:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
What do you mean you sold that knife- I e-mailed you and asked the price how dare you not get back to me and sell it to boot- I am reporting you, you are a very bad person :eek: :eek:

or

1st e-mail
I want that knife for your price if you will hold it till next week
reply ....yes its a deal

2nd e-mail thanks man thats awesome - I can't wait
3rd E-mail great knife can't wait
post all over that they bought said knife

4th e-mail several days later Sorry man I got a better deal, I gotta take it and cancel my deal with you.... thanks

Wolfman- YOU ARE a BIGGER Man than me if you use hot formed kydex as a condom :D
 
Originally posted by Peter LC
Tjongejonge hebben jullie nou echt niks beters te doen sufferds...
Koop toch gewoon een Wenger-kopie op de markt voor twee knaken.
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Translation (based on the principle that foreigners are just people who don't know how to spell properly and don't know much about grammar either):

Julie has a habit of nicking her betters on the tjongejonge. They don't suffer long.... "Keep talking, goon," she says and cuts them up with her Wenger and marks them until they climb a tree naked.

I never would have guessed what interesting lives foreigners lead before I started translating their posts....
 
Originally posted by knifenerd
I'm off to "knifesturbate" with my Sebbie. I'll be back later after a good smoke.:p :p :D
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how do you open your sebbie with hairy palms??

hehehe careful or you'll go blind! LOL

anyways...

"You want a knife for when you go camping?? Take one from the kitchen!"

"Bah, my Ginsu knife cuts better'n your SOG, it never needs sharpening, never rusts AND I got a set of steak knives FREE when I ordered!"

"Hey, you guys sell any sword stands? I just got a great deal on a genuine pre-WWI samurai sword. The guy in the second-hand shop said it was the real deal and I only paid $100."

"Hey I want my money back on that knife you sold me. It's got all these wiggly lines all over the blade and my wife says that Damascus is in Pakistan and I got ripped off."

"This folding knife is broken. I can't close it. What? You need to press that thing on the back? Isn't that dangerous? I could take off a finger doing that!"

"I want to buy a diving knife... hey that's stainless steel... so that'll never rust right? And I need a pointed edge, and I might wanna pry giant clams so it's gotta be strong. And I'll probably work on my carpentry while I'm down there so I need big saw teeth on the back. Hmmm... but my dive buddy only spent $20 on his so I'm not gonna spend more than $15."

"Hey you're a damn dangerous man to be around... you carry that foldgng knife aroud. Is it legal? Me? I don't need to cut anything... I just use my teeth"

"Hey that Rambo knife you sold me is crap! It broke when I tried to split a log with it. It got stuck halfway so I swung it side to side to split the wood. AND IT SNAPPED!!"

"Do you have a survival knife? You know, the kind with the little container that holds the fish hooks and a first aid kit? Yeah, that's the one... oh and my friend said that it's also gotta have a full tang."

"I don't care what the handle's made of... stag or not, this guy didn't grind out all these grooves in it... damn handle looks like tree bark."

"You paid HOW MUCH for that knife? My kitchen knife's bigger and costs less!"

"You spend more time admiring your knives then you do with me and your son."

that last one is true... wife said that to me last night... :confused:
 
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