Its Snark Is Worse Than Its Bite ... CHAT

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Heat index at 104 right now. no going to risk taking the little guy out. review this weekend instead
 
It's unseasonably cool here in Colorado today. 62 deg. right now, but it was 97 yesterday!?!? But if you don't like the weather in Colorado, just wait an hour, cuz it's bound to change!
 
A guy walks into a bar and sits next to a blonde. He notices that the ten o'clock news is on and there's a guy on a ledge threatening to jump off. "20 bucks he jumps" he said "ur on" said the blonde. Sure enough the guy jumps and the blonde goes to give the guy 20 bucks. "I can't take ur money. I cheated.I saw this same story on the six o'clock news" he said and the blonde said "so did I, I just didn't think he was stupid enough to do it again"
 
Haha good one Thrill!

A blond is lost on a long drive and her car breaks down. She wanders down the road until she finds a large lake, frozen over from the cold. She walks out into the middle of the icy lake and all of the sudden a bright light shines down on her. She looks up in awe.

"God? Can you hear me!?" A voice booms back down to her, but she can't understand what it's saying.

"God!? Is that you!?"

"No it's not god you dumb bitch, I'm the janitor! Now get off of the ice skating rink, we're closed!"
 
clich said:
Heat index at 104 right now. no going to risk taking the little guy out. review this weekend instead
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Don't know what the heat index is here, but it's hot. There's a deer standing chest deep in the pond. Haven't seen that before.
 
99 dF outside, 38% humid

83 dF inside, and 53% humid

feels like summer :)
 
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We passed a thermometer when we got out of the woods today. 97. Screw that.

Nice knife Dubz. Glad you found something that fits your hand better.
 
Thanks guys. Kind of both really. Thicker, but mainly longer. (insert dirty joke here)
 
Ok, for those that don't know... Manchego cheese... Aged 12 months... HOLY HELL I think I just busted a nut on my leg. Thin slices of manchego with proscutto and apples... MY GOD!
 
Chameleonbear said:
Ok, for those that don't know... Manchego cheese... Aged 12 months... HOLY HELL I think I just busted a nut on my leg. Thin slices of manchego with proscutto and apples... MY GOD!
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Yeah, but does it come conveniently wrapped in single slices like kraft?
 
Chameleonbear said:
Ok, for those that don't know... Manchego cheese... Aged 12 months... HOLY HELL I think I just busted a nut on my leg. Thin slices of manchego with proscutto and apples... MY GOD!
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Aged Manchego is delicious. We always have a big chunk at home for snacking after dinner.
 
Murphnuge said:
Yeah, but does it come conveniently wrapped in single slices like kraft?
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Nope, this gives you the excuse to work on your whittling technique! Get to shave the cheese off the block!

gmoneyluv said:
Aged Manchego is delicious. We always have a big chunk at home for snacking after dinner.
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What age do you get? I had the 3 and 6 month in Milwaukee and I really didn't expect the difference between 6/12 to be THAT much, but MY GOOGILY MOOGILY!
 
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