It's the "Where's SladeGT40?" Giveaway!

[SPXTrader]

We've had a few contests recently, and everyone has fun, so let's add another!

OK, most of you know SladeGT40. Some of you don't. But that's OK. You can pretend you know him.

Easy contest. The funniest reply to the question Where's SladeGT40? gets a free something Kershaw something or another.

Rules are simple:

5 posts in the Kershaw sub before your first reply.
Give aways don't count!
NO cussin or bad language...we're Family Friendly here!
Pics and/or videos are OK, as long as they answer the question.
Post as many replies as you want.
You MUST start each reply with: Where's SladeGT40?
Don't screw up! You screw up, and you get a dose of Family hazing!

Here's the best part: The winner will be decided by SladeGT40 himself!

Contest runs now thru 12 noon EST Friday August 29!

Have Fun!

 

[riffraff]

Where's SladeGT40?

Answer: He is deeply sequestered at 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA, diligently trying to fix the iPhone 3G bugs before the class-action lawsuit hits the fan!



(Send coffee)

 

[SladeGT40]

Where's SladeGT40?

Right here? i totally know i can't win. just checking in to make sure people know im still alive.

 

[glockman99]

Where's SladeGT40? ...He's hiding from the Oompa Loompas, under the White House with Mr. Bush..

 

[spiralarchitect]

Where's SladeGT40?

Answer: He is deeply sequestered at 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA, diligently trying to fix the iPhone 3G bugs before the class-action lawsuit hits the fan!



(Send coffee)

Riff Raff's post of the beast 666

 

[SladeGT40]

Riff Raff's post of the beast 666

psst. shhhhhhh im not supposed to tell people i work there LOL

 

[jim preston]

Why, he's facing magnetic north, as he always does. Facing magnetic north, sucking the moisture out of ducks and holding Santa Claus hostage, while watching Lethal Weapon 2 and enjoying a nice bowl of Wheaties.

 

[spiralarchitect]

Looks like he's been eatin' wall at VIR

Nuff said....Poor Slade

 

[riffraff]

I was thinkin' more like this one:

 

[SladeGT40]

I was thinkin' more like this one:

please tell me thats a replica or a kit? that is bordering on sacrilegious!

 

[basspro]

Where's SladeGT40?

Answer: A couple of hunters in the Georgia mountains found him spooning with Bigfoot.

 

[riffraff]

please tell me thats a replica or a kit? that is bordering on sacrilegious!

Kit car body.

http://www.dmcnews.com/events/monstergt40_03/monsterfinal.html

 

[SharpOne]

Where's SladeGT40?
SladeGT40 is in the backseat of his GT40 along with several chicks "working" on the ride.=)

 

[SladeGT40]

SladeGT40 is in the backseat of his GT40 along with several chicks "working" on the ride.=)

good one. now if you can find me a GT40 that has a backseat that isn't filled with engine lemme know

 

[jbombelli]

Where's SladeGT40?

He's with your mama!


Don't bother him right now.

 

[Kim Lau]

Where's SladeGT40?
He's too busy fighting Mexican gangsters with his uber mall ninja skills to reply to this post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEj7_-TU_04

 

[PG5768]

Where's SladeGT40?

Is he wandering up this canyon looking for the "real" Bigfoot?

 

[Redrummd]

Where's SladeGT40?

SladeGT40’s Large Hadron Collider is scheduled to begin operation this summer. When fully operational, it will smash protons together at energies that were present just after the big bang. The collisions will occur 600 million times every second, producing a spray of subatomic debris. Physicists hope somewhere in that haystack they will find the following needles:

The SladeGT40’s Particle (Named after physicist SPXTrader)

What does SladeGT40’s Particle do? It gives things mass. The SladeGT40 particle would be a companion to an (also hypothetical) Kershaw "field." The field would pervade the universe and act like cosmic molasses, making everything hard to move. That's what we call mass.

Thomas. the main man from Kershaw is hoping they discover evidence of extra tiny dimensions to space-time.

"Because then I would have a job and stuff," he says.

POINTS OF INTEREST:

SladeGT40’s Miniature Black Holes

What are they? Teeny tiny, superdense objects.

Yikes, Kershaw should I be worried?

No, they wouldn't live long. Estimates are a thousandth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second.

 

[PG5768]

Where's SladeGT40?

Or is he cruising the fjords of the Inside Passage looking for Bigfoot?

 

[J_Curd]

Where's SladeGT40?

Making YouTube videos about how he can open Kershaw Knives in more ways than the Chinese can solve a rubix cube