Where's SladeGT40?
He's deep in the jungle primeval hunting the horrifying reemergence of the Nephilim with nothing more than a crossbow, sword, and a Zt-300 that has been laced with neurotoxins brewed by Merlin himself. He rises from the mist amongst them in their hidden lairs and wreaks his vengeance. Their cries can be heard throughout the land. Around his necks he wears the fangs of their greatest warrior, Chemosh. On his armor he bears the marks of their failed attacks. He alone is their nightmare. He alone is SladeGT40.
That or he's getting his "bikini zone" waxed.