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NickWheeler said:
Am I the only one that wants to see Michael Kanter and Dan Gray suit up in armor and joust to the death??? :confused:

:D
armor:confused: are you afraid mike will get hurt?:D
ahhh
provocation from the mines that clues were set upon and then provoked :D
. let to go Nick :D


adammichael said:
Lets do it!! I'll hit him with my forging press, its strong enough. See, what I did was transfer the load to the ground.........aw, screw it.:D
you do mean screw it down don't you mike..:foot: :D :D
 
I'm Robert Hensarling, and I'm one. I deffinately belong in this group, cause I'm from Texas:p I feel sincerely honored to grace the same bandwidth as these mortal souls who have come (!?) :jerkit: here before me. Plus I know Mike and Nancy, and agree with about anything he says ;)
 
Dan Gray said:
you do mean screw it down don't you mike..:foot: :D :D

Ah, ya Dan, screw it down, thats what I meant...... I would hate for it float up in the air because of that 24 tons pushing up:jerkit: :rolleyes: :D :foot: :thumbup: :barf: ;)

( most people reading this have no idea what were talking about but I think its funny as hell!)
 
rhrocker said:
.........Plus I know Mike and Nancy, and agree with about anything he says ;)

thank you for your support, Robert!:p :D

Come to think of it, you're the one who had the mascot mini-asses! What does that say? ;) I'm thinking you just wanted to be able to tell people, "Look, I've got this nice little ass....":D
 
adammichael said:
Ah, ya Dan, screw it down, thats what I meant...... I would hate for it float up in the air because of that 24 tons pushing up:jerkit: :D :foot: :thumbup: ;)

( most people reading this have no idea what were talking about but I think its funny as hell!)

24 tons pushing up
it was my bad for sure.:(
I was thinking it was the 24 ton pushing down :p .. I'm sure glad I got that straight in my head now:D :D hahaha ;)
 
Dan Gray said:
I was thinking it was the 24 ton pushing down :p .. I'm sure glad I got that straight in my head now:D :D hahaha ;)

I'm thinking he means that, when you raise the piston, it lifts with 24 tons, too. That must be when it comes off the floor, right? :confused:
 
I guess coming on board this late makes me a complete Jackass:D.I dont post a hellof alot so sorry for being a jackass if i missed some replysI've been really busy latley back to work F/T , trying to get my welding certifacation 2 nights a week,certify for post tensioning concrete:eek: I pass out by 8:00 i havent even made it to bruces chat.I 'm not sure if i even qualify for the jackassery olympics, lets get a resume' started :)
 
fitzo said:
I'm thinking he means that, when you raise the piston, it lifts with 24 tons, too. That must be when it comes off the floor, right? :confused:
that's the way I see it:D but look at this
24 ton pushing both ways:confused:
well that would make it 2 x 24 ton at each end and would = 48 ton :confused:
or is it 24 ton div by 2 = 12 ton at each end. :confused::D
now
wouldn't it make the upper end top heavy in either case and be needing heavyer bracing for the feet?:confused: :D :D
 
Dan Gray said:
... wouldn't it make the upper end top heavy in either case and be needing heavyer bracing for the feet?:confused: :D :D

I dunno, Dan. Must be where that skoolin comes in...... :p
 
fitzo said:
I dunno, Dan. Must be where that skoolin comes in...... :p
when My ma told me I needed schooling

and I said you're right ma I'll make sure I take care of that..
I thought she said
I was droolin :confused: :D
 
That's understandable, Dan. I had the same kind of experiences, too.

I thought my mom meant I'd grow hair on my chest if I kept that up, sooooo...

:D
 
Hi Iam Sam Fogler i guess iam in on this because iam friends with all you jack ass's I think Nick and Kelly have to be at the top of the list
Sam Fogler
 
samf said:
Hi Iam Sam Fogler i guess iam in on this because iam friends with all you jack ass's I think Nick and Kelly have to be at the top of the list
Sam Fogler

I don't know, Sam; Kelly's a pretty nice guy. :D
 
fitzo said:
That's understandable, Dan. I had the same kind of experiences, too.

I thought my mom meant I'd grow hair on my chest if I kept that up, sooooo...

:D
I think you heard right Mike
I have a lot of chest hair and my ma was right about going blind:eek: I had lasic eye surgery two years ago, it must be all true...I think it made it longer too :foot: :D
 
Dan Gray said:
.... I had lasic eye surgery two years ago, it must be all true...I think it made it longer too :foot: :D

I thought you said that was from those snowshoes you call feet! ;)

On further consideration, anything that helps is in order. :) Carry on....
 
fitzo said:
I thought you said that was from those snowshoes you call feet! ;)
you know Mike
I could have been wrong about that (but you know I'm most never wrong:D ) it may have caused my feet to get wider and shorter as time went on...that would explain some things
I use to wear size 12 reg as a kid now I wear a 9 1/2 triple EEE
I wondered why the 2 1/2" difference :jerkit: :D
 
Dan Gray said:
you know Mike
I could have been wrong about that (but you know I'm most never wrong:D ) it may have caused my feet to get wider and shorter as time went on...that would explain some things
I use to wear size 12 reg as a kid now I wear a 9 1/2 triple EEE
I wondered why the 2 1/2" difference :jerkit: :D
Dan, Have you measured your hight lately? Mom always told me i would be a lot taller, if I didn't have so much turned under. I just realized she meant my big feet. I finally got it mom :thumbup:.
 
missed it the first time around. where do i sign?? anyone that knows me will testify that i'm a jackass even though i'm a wee bit young. i'm not sure that i like Moderater Williams' idea concerning the official jackass avatar. i know that many of us who qualify for the title of jackass havn't been here for 4 yrs. so only a select few of us Jackassess would be able to use it.

i'd like to make a motion that all of mike fitzgerald's jackassness up to date be reprieved due to his willingness to sacrifice for the common good in starting this thread, and being the first to request the official title of "jackass."
all in favor say "aye."

Alex
 
If you don't qualify as a jackass, you can still be a bastid, a very honorary position here. To be a jackass, we have to first be an accepted bastid.
 
I thought I should check in again and let every one know that I have in fact become an even BIGGER jackass than I was when I first confessed that here. I could be wrong but I've noticed a few others have improved their standing also...
:D
 
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