Jackass registry

NickWheeler · Feb 9, 2006

fitzo said:
Freds, I keep coming back to that statement. It may contain the most concise wisdom of anything I've read recently.

I wonder a lot about which end I'm using. Hard to tell; breath smells the same on either end.

Poor poor Nanc....

Fred.Rowe · Feb 9, 2006

I believe that is were the frase; talking out your ass, comes from. I learned that from IG. Thanks buddy!

Fred

fitzo · Feb 9, 2006

NickWheeler said:
Poor poor Nanc....

Nick, actually, I'm like one of those Glade cd's, puffing fresh minty Spring scent out into the room about once a minute all day long.

Fresh, minty...yeah, that's the ticket.

Steve Hayden · Feb 9, 2006

Mike, personally I had always pictured you as more like the jack ass's big green buddy.

adammichael · Feb 9, 2006

Bruce Evans said:
Donkey into a smiley we can just add him to our posts ...............so we can be ignored if need be

Bruce

I dont need a Donkey icon for you guys to ignore my posts. Just seeing my name usually does it.

adammichael · Feb 9, 2006

Mike Hull said:
I know this is all fun and games here, but in truth, I've never met a kinder more considerate, gentle man than Mike Fitzgerald, on or off the forums.

Were that we were all a little more like him, it would indeed be a kinder and gentler internet and world.

I agree 100%.

miden · Feb 9, 2006

Hi, my name is also Mike, I am a jackass, how do you like me so far.....

Mike

adammichael · Feb 9, 2006

miden said:
Hi, my name is also Mike, I am a jackass, how do you like me so far.....

Mike

Your name is Mike and you have a bridgeport? Want to be my best friend?

miden · Feb 9, 2006

No Michael, I just work on one everyday, at my employers place. I only get to play with knives on it after hours.
Still want to be my friend though?

I can make really nice shavings with big cutters.

Mike

J. MacDonald · Feb 9, 2006

adammichael said:
Your name is Mike and you have a bridgeport? Want to be my best friend?

And what am I, your cast off hand me down Bridgeport buddy.....

fitzo · Feb 10, 2006

That Mike Kanter just a BP Ho...

adammichael · Feb 10, 2006

J. MacDonald said:
And what am I, your cast off hand me down Bridgeport buddy.....

Hey, I never said we were exclusive!

adammichael · Feb 10, 2006

miden said:
No Michael, I just work on one everyday, at my employers place. I only get to play with knives on it after hours.
Still want to be my friend though? I can make really nice shavings with big cutters.

Mike

Your on. Maybe if your ever in Wisconsin you can stop by and show me how to use this damn thing.I only got it because Jeff Higgins didnt have one and I want to rub it in his face.

Dan Gray · Feb 10, 2006

miden said:
Hi, my name is also Mike, I am a jackass, how do you like me so far.....

Mike

**********
MIKE

the word mike
must be a subliminal message in another language

Mike Hull · Feb 10, 2006

Dan Gray said:
**********
MIKE

the word mike
must be a subliminal message in another language

Short for Michael, which means "as like God", or something similar.
It's so true too.

Edited to add: Found it. "MICHAEL
Gender: Male
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: Who is Like God!"

Dan Gray · Feb 10, 2006

Mike Hull said:
Short for Michael, which means "as like God", or something similar.
It's so true too.

Edited to add: Found it. "MICHAEL
Gender: Male
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: Who is Like God!"

could be but
that's not what I was thinking

,,

fitzo · Feb 10, 2006

Mike Hull said:
Short for Michael, which means "as like God", or something similar.
It's so true too.

Edited to add: Found it. "MICHAEL
Gender: Male
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: Who is Like God!"

Somehow, I knew that intuitively.......

Apparently, though, when combined by my mom to be Michael Anthony, it must mean "you little A**H***". At least it sure seemed that way.... I think they call that "linguistic drift" or something.

NickWheeler · Feb 10, 2006

Am I the only one that wants to see Michael Kanter and Dan Gray suit up in armor and joust to the death???

miden · Feb 10, 2006

Mike Hull said:
Short for Michael, which means "as like God", or something similar.
It's so true too.

Edited to add: Found it. "MICHAEL
Gender: Male
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: Who is Like God!"

Yes, always have felt a little different.

No, seriously, I can only walk on water in February, privided the winter has not been too mild.

Actually, for anyone who ever doubted, it has now been proven beyond all doubt that Jesus was Jewish.

He lived at home until he was 33
He worked for his Father
His Mother was convinced he is God.

(No disrespect intended, I have no doubt the Lord has a sense of humor)

adammichael · Feb 10, 2006

NickWheeler said:
Am I the only one that wants to see Michael Kanter and Dan Gray suit up in armor and joust to the death???

Lets do it!! I'll hit him with my forging press, its strong enough. See, what I did was transfer the load to the ground.........aw, screw it.